Jesse Cooke

A person who exists

[Jesse Cooke @jessebcooke]

@aibuckpanic @clubbertime @dana_greene @Sportsnet @RyanQualtrics @RyanQualtrics send this guy a PJ

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@wollapologist @clubbertime @lvhockeymom2 @lvhockeymom2 was the Vegas fan referenced in this thread

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Just so it’s clear. The @utahmammoth front office did NOT have to do this. They could have cratered his career in the AHL. They didn’t need to thread a needle on cap space. They did this for Ingy cuz they knew it was best for him. This was all class and I’m proud of it. #tusksup

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Utah salt flats. My name is Jesse Cooke. I love Idaho, Utah and Washington in that order. I currently live in Utah and I’ll commit capital crimes for where I live.

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Told you. And this was before we lost the trademark to Yeti 😏

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Bookmark this post. I’ll repost it when they eventually announce we are Utah Mammoth #utahhc

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@EmptyNettersPod @nolan_nichol

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@EmptyNettersPod @nolan_nichol

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I really hope things never get so bad for #UtahHC that Mike B drops this graphic with no context 😅

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@utahhockeyclub From now on these will be from my new online profile dedicated to hockey @clubbertime

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@Keddiod @utahhockeyclub @grok oh nice thinking! i should include odds on my next one

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#UtahHC Here is your Hate Watch Guide for the evening. Happy clubbing 💙 @utahhockeyclub

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Im making a new twitter account so i can isolate all my hockey rantings and ravings there. Im Debating if i should include the "We're" in the name. (also ignore the typo in the 2nd option i can only use so many characters.) #UtahHC

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@sharksfan1135 @Real_Max_Miller @NHL @NHLRef_ Maybe tell your superstar not to skate into an opponents ice and then stop on a dime in front of a freight train 🚂

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@sharksfan1135 @Real_Max_Miller @NHL @NHLRef_ Very odd for a team that kept their #1overall pick last lottery to be calling the league rigged against them.

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@LIGHTNINGBAYLEY @rangus74 Yea at the end of the game on the sharks broadcast you can see him yelling at the refs and pretty clearly you can see him call them a “fucking pussy”

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@996TheHowl You’d think they’d have learned how to take a loss by now

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@houston_brogan Good. Baby soft team needs to grow up

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@dren_braves

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@dren_braves It definitely still hits emotionally when you have the context. Watching a conference team you are fighting for a playoff spot lose is just as helpful to #UtahHC playoffs wise as Utah winning. Also you will see yourself rooting against overtime because they get a loser point

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This is the metric you should be looking at right now. This is sorted by P% (win% essentially) equalizes standing based on the fact different teams have played different amount of games. This list can change but right now we should be actively rooting against these other teams