jez@belle

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

WHICH ONE YOU GOT!?!?!

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

me: i'm hungry
bank account: please don't
me: kwik trip hot spot it is

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

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[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Yea. No clue.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

WHAT DO WE WANT????

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WHEN DO WE WANT IT????

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*doesnt get it till June*

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

You’re not from the Midwest if u don’t validate weather appropriately

-20°: “wouldnt be that cold without the wind”

100°: I’m only sweating bc of the humidity

40 in February: yup its officially shorts and hoodie szn

45°: driving with the windows down bc its finally “nice out”

[jez@belle @jessedesselle]

@midwestern_ope ope

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners: wake up today and

Get

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[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Off your phone, Karen.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Pete Rose played Major League Baseball for 24 seasons, from 1963-1986, and had more hits, 4,256, than any other player (by a wide margin). He gambled, but only on his own team winning, and paid a decades long price. GET PETE ROSE INTO THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME. It’s Time!

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

me talking about my family:
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me talking about my friends:
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me describing kwik trip to someone outside the midwest:
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[jez@belle @jessedesselle]

@amyklobuchar nobody even knows who you are

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!
#PromisesMadePromisesKept🇺🇸

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Nobody:

Midwesterners: can’t wait for tornado watching season

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

My kid before dinner: I'm starving, I need a snack.
My kid during dinner: I'm full, I can't eat.
My kid after dinner: I'm starving, I need a snack.
Repeat forever.

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Top 5 Iowa Power Couples

5. Potholes + your vehicle
4. Busch Light + big storms
3. Butter + sweet corn
2. 40 degrees + windows down
1. Casey’s pizza + AE chocolate milk

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Acquitted now. Re-elected in November. Let’s go!

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

We owe illegals NOTHING!

[jez@belle @jessedesselle]

@hope_m14 try contacting your local community action and see if you can donate them to teenage girls in foster care.....a lot of them can’t afford one and their foster parents can’t/won’t get them one