jess

passions include large ocean-dwelling mammals and dessert (she/her)

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

i cant shake the feeling that anthony gordon took an arrow for me at agincourt in a past life

[jess @jessedington]

@daniel_louis_ Got 2 seated tickets here for fave value :) https://t.co/XNlTU84cQM

[jess @jessedington]

I am selling 2 verified tickets for My Chemical Romance - Long Live The Black Parade Tour on 30 June 2026 at Anfield, Liverpool via Ticketmaster. Interested?
https://t.co/XNlTU84cQM

[Dan Clark @DanClarkPR]

POV: you’re a monk on Lindisfarne in the 9th Century

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

man I'm going to kidnap soooooooo many 20-year-olds at those phoneless Phoebe Bridgers shows. christmas comin early

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Paulie and Christopher are officially lost in Backrooms

[grovy @grovymango]

Who up thinking of having a maisy mouse summer

[𝔤𝔞𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢 ☥ @avampirism]

a woman with no drivers license is the closest we can get to a real life vampire

[natalie @american_sicko]

Imagine if your sister was dating Dracula and your mom was saying stuff like “what do you think of Dracula. I thought he was a little standoffish at dinner the other night”

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Listening to my close personal friends Amanda Dobbins and Sean Fennessey make their final Oscar predictions

[amy ⚢ 🐦‍⬛ @sister_ames]

hey man that loud noise you made was awesome thanks for reminding me I have the consistent mental state of a hunted animal

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

I don't like to say "bless you" when someone sneezes because I don't know if they're religious or not. So instead I just say "I hope you never do that again"

[jess @jessedington]

@idlewildgirl oh mate I’m so sorry, she was obviously so loved ❤️

[margo 🎱🍒🍾 @margothefriend]

while not enjoying christmas is obviously a moral failing, i equally distrust anyone who doesn't experience crushing depression this time of year

[Poopweed Lungfungus @wretched_skull]

It’s so funny how many complaints people have about cats are just really obviously caused by them never having interacted with a cat that likes them

[Jeremy Gordon @jeremypgordon]

Entry-level MAD MEN watcher: Betty is boring and January Jones is a bad actress
Mid-tier MAD MEN watcher: Betty is interesting and January Jones is a limited actress who is used well
Advanced MAD MEN watcher: Betty is a top-5 character, maybe higher, and January Jones is a genius

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

in my tony soprano era (having deeply symbolic dreams, eating large ice cream sundaes in front of the TV, having panic attacks, wearing ratty pajamas, failing to connect with those around me in meaningful ways)

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

a big pet peeve of mine is when people sneeze multiple times in a row. like figure that out and put an end to it… take some control of your life