Jesse

MAHA/MAGA 🇺🇸 I have four kids, live in Iowa, USA, and I lika maka da ha ha. Puns and Dad Jokes are more than a coping mechanism for me, but not much more…

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@MilaLovesJoe How does that go viral? It’s been done til the dead horse was done beat and re-beat. 🤦‍♂️

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@PheasPower @esjesjesj My wife was able to not work until 2020 and then we couldn’t afford groceries AND housing on just one income anymore

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@BrentSteph41711 @ImAwesomeUtwit @ThrillaRilla369 Bahaha. If you got THAT high you are not leaving the couch in the first place, not even for that snack you are REALLY wanting.

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@EndWokeness When you are real but look like you’re part of an AI video.

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@rodabod174392 I commented on a post on FB the other day saying how I would love to see a 25 Dem, 25 Rep, 25 Libertarian, 25 Green (or whatever party) senate with something like 2 year term limits and several Liberals laugh reacted my comment. They openly do not care if Congress works 4 the ppl

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@rodabod174392 I’ll take left, but I’ve not really had right… maybe that’s better 🤔

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

Clean it up, or we will clean it up for you.

#zelena

[Rod D. Martin @RodDMartin]

🚨 BREAKING: Defense Sec Hegseth just threatened MILITARY ACTION against Mexico over border crisis.

This is MASSIVE...🧵

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@PiperK It’s actually Zelenskyy with two Ys at the end there. You spelled it wrong three times, that’s three times the disrespect for such a great leader

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@rodabod174392

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

What if there is still water deep below the surface and the scary alien ocean creatures still live down there??
#mars #zelena

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Mars probably had liquid oceans a long time ago, before it cooled. Now, there are vast fields of ice covered by red dust.

If we warm up the planet, the oceans will return and the atmosphere will densify, making it possible to extend life to Mars.

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@elonmusk What if earth is actually too cold for us to inhabit it too but we have so many bodies putting off heat that we just experience seasons where the earth tries to extinguish the heat. Think about it, the places on earth with the most ice are uninhabited largely

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@katerodger Right, I see that he is real. I would just like someone to confirm that he really was an employee there and he’s not just a paid actor

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

I don’t believe this “Ex IRS Employee” named “Robert McCabe” actually exists. I think he is a hired actor from the far-left propaganda machine to try to further divide. What do you think?

#irs #robertmccabe #fired #propaganda #zelena

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@iAnonPatriot Wasn’t aware Canada knew how to invade anything 😁

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@IanJaeger29 What else was in it? Let’s get the full text

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@EndWokeness I’ve seen a lot of videos of them but betting they are liberals in disguise…

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

It’s definitely a Lexus.

[aka @akafaceUS]

This should be good.. What vehicle?

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@akafaceUS A Lexus.

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

Productive meeting with HHS political leadership. We are committed to restoring trust, radical transparency, and putting public health back in the hands of the people. Big changes ahead. #MAHA

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@DennisPCrawford Yep! Sounds bad but I did indeed vote to DRAMATICALLY reduce the size of our government and the places it has its grubby hands

[Jesse @JesseDoesComedy]

@bobbyelmo2007 @RealJoeBonanno @ThrillaRilla369 It’s in the article at the bottom there big hoss.