Jesse D. Eyer

I am allergic to shellfish

[Nebraska Men's Basketball @HuskerMBB]

This is for all of us.

[Jesse D. Eyer @jesseeyer]

@dfwticket That was the best segment I have ever listened to. @NotJackKemp @bracketdan

[Jesse D. Eyer @jesseeyer]

@badkaratemovie @corbydavidson @SportsSturm let’s not drag ACU into this. I wore my Iron Maiden and Children of Bodom shirts to class often.

[Seth Varnadore @SethVarnadore]

This is my Magnum Opus... Is that the Big Ten over there?

[Jesse D. Eyer @jesseeyer]

We took some family photos for the 4th. This was my favorite. Photo cred: @shane85 https://t.co/XH4WWvvhZF

[Jesse D. Eyer @jesseeyer]

I’m still waiting on the @Fox4Natalie report that includes a cameo by @junior_miller in the background.

[Jesse D. Eyer @jesseeyer]

As someone who is 25% Turkey, I can tell you what Shakira just said was incredibly offensive. #PepsiHalftime

[Jesse D. Eyer @jesseeyer]

Finally seeing Star Wars. Also don’t tell @Jennyeyer I snuck off and saw it already the day it came out. #ShouldntHaveTaggedHer #StarWarsIsLife @ CUT! by Cinemark https://t.co/8K8UKwist7

[Jesse D. Eyer @jesseeyer]

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃. Yes, that’s an original Xbox 360 steering wheel controller in the tree picture. NBD. https://t.co/3MM9QMKpw1

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

SMU Football entering a golden age right as the NCAA approves forms of player compensation:

[Jenny Eyer @Jennyeyer]

Yet another example of Texas leadership not caring about the health of kids. HB 455, a bill that would have brought transparency to school recess policies was vetoed at the highest level. Looks like “bureaucracy” stopped Red Rover from coming over...

[Jenny Eyer @Jennyeyer]

WORST customer service ever, @balsamhill. Ready to put up our new tree, found out they sent us the wrong one...when we called, they asked, don’t you like it? They made us coordinate the exchange on the wrong tree they sent us. If @balsamhill makes a mistake, they won’t fix it

[Jesse D. Eyer @jesseeyer]

Gobble gobble. #shaynenomiddlename #hutchdaniel https://t.co/e7yD6oj6xC

[Jesse D. Eyer @jesseeyer]

Good friends, good food. @ Ancient Ovens Wood Fired Pizza https://t.co/mVhZq8f9bT

[Denton County DA @DentonCountyDA]

In honor of Denton County Investigator Brent Robbins. See below:

[Jesse D. Eyer @jesseeyer]

Happy Birthday Shayne. You almost look as good in that flight suit as I did. Almost. #shaynenomiddlename https://t.co/ihXXvHzvIp

[Jesse D. Eyer @jesseeyer]

Make sure you’re living your best life this weekend. #IDidNotReceivePriorApproval https://t.co/oZizr4ydqw

[Jesse D. Eyer @jesseeyer]

Got his looks from his mama, and his ability to put away cake from me. Happy First Birthday son, now get a job. #hutchdaniel https://t.co/DPjLu9ej9c

[Jesse D. Eyer @jesseeyer]

Happy Birthday Hutch. Thanks for giving me an excuse to eat more ice cream. #hutchdaniel #shaynenomiddlename https://t.co/316zUhk21a

[Jesse D. Eyer @jesseeyer]

A great day with great friends. Happy 4th everyone. #hutchdaniel #shaynenomiddlename https://t.co/qhZ3ApN7Yw