Mr. Cards

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chillin’

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@JonSavage1966 Jack Nitzche: not a great guy, but a pretty consistent seal of approval

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@herandrews all things considered, one would think you'd be a little more charitable to people who don't conform to traditional gender standards

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@njhochman Jesus Christ. One hot bisexual humiliates you at your Colorado College and your brain gets broken forever, huh.

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@miriam_riviera @ohJuliatweets You don't know what "Ok Karen" means, huh? Just a phrase you heard that seemed insulting, so you apply it wherever like a cute lil' toddler!

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@miriam_riviera hahahaha yes why do people want libraries in their city to be open, it's a real mystery

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@LilUziVartan @missmollymary E.g., I'm listening to TMoLH right now: it still does nothing for me past "this is an excellent album", so I just can't hear it as a candidate for Best Popular Music Album of The Modern Era. But if Apple's thumb gets it into the overall Top 100, I'm more than fine with that.

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@LilUziVartan @missmollymary One thought I had about this is, whatever the merits of Apple's rankings (and their use of the word "definitive" annoys me as much as it always does): at least if you go by this guy's algorithm, it is an obviously necessary consensus corrective. https://t.co/dJT6TqvYHe

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@FoxmanAbraham maybe stop pretending that you're the superpower in this relationship and sane people will start to take you seriously

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@powellAtlantic @tomzellerjr @nytimes It is a case-by-case call, depending on whether the reporter is a smug moron with a preset agenda or not. Avoiding you, Noonan, and Baker is obviously the right call.

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@RonFortier episode turned out swell, thanks for the info! https://t.co/A12tqjoT14

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@RonFortier Hey Ron, I teach a class on 80s games at NYU (and am gonna be on a podcast about BL in a few weeks,) and for the life of me I cannot figure out where the article with these photos came from. Do you remember? Thanks!

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@ggooooddddoogg call it "The Hater's Amendment" and get Kendrick to cut some PSAs, might as well ride the wave

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@ggooooddddoogg I honestly believe that allowing people to either add a +1 vote to one candidate *or* add a -1 vote to one candidate would greatly improve turnout without actually affecting any of the preference-revealing math.

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@tab_delete hey, could you send me an angry letter telling me who your daddy is, I'm doing a prank

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@StandUp2JewHate why don't you ask him about something he actually knows something about, like paying for handjobs

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@SenFettermanPA how did you actually turn out to be stupider than Mehmet Oz

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@jonathanchait @RottenInDenmark

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@jonathanchait @RottenInDenmark wait, I thought they merged you into Jonathan Haidt, to save on memory

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@PatrickRuffini @admcrlsn How much would you have willing to bet against your idiotic claim in September? Send me that money right now and maybe I'll take you seriously.

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@adamjohnsonCHI @ByYourLogic If painters had to literally paint their work onto their own neural networks, with all the recursive trauma that implies, they *might* be as nuts as actors.