Jessica Eglon

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[Slate @Slate]

Eli Wallach, dead at 98, always stole the show: http://t.co/9hwJYGS4gT

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♡ QUEEN ROSIE ♡ #MYCAT #goldenoldie #petadoption #rspca #tortoiseshell http://t.co/tlOUfGNdhJ

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@BethLou_x you know me too well!!!

[Beth 💛 @BethLou_x]

“@TheFunnyVine: Shaq vs the Cat https://t.co/xzHp5JZp5i” @jesseglon 😂

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@BethLou_x hahaha I bloody love cats, wiggle wiggle wiggle.

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monday morning. AM FUCKING READY!!! #ilovemondays #IdRatherBeTiredThanBroke http://t.co/6F27N9ykjm

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Is your muffin buttered? Would you like me to asign someone to butter your muffin? #BYEJASON #meangirls http://t.co/W8nfZ0vrEV

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

"Rugrats" in German are called "Hosenscheißer" which translates to "pants shitters."

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@AliceOkukpolor just this second got this tweet. My bad :| :| :/ :) :D

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His mamma called him tommy, but folks just called him yellow... #tommythefish #cowardlyfish #hidedontseek http://t.co/q3LZADmdFR

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Easter Sunday everyone focuses on the cute fluffy healthy baby chicks. Instead im posting to raise… http://t.co/dtlnZV476k

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Im not saying im jesus but you'll never catch us in the same room, at the same time #jesussandals… http://t.co/WnMdEGtXhg

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@BethLou_x shiiit just got serious!! I'M READY. #Rebel

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Remember this the next time someone tries to shit on your day. http://t.co/C7aMZX9vvH

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@katieslice as long as the legs infected im sure you'll remain safe. No one's gon kidnap a white chick with a gammy leg. #countyourblessings

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R.I.P peaches geldof. So sad to have left the world so soon. Thoughts are with her family and friends. Soo upsetting.

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When did twitter become a blank canvas to use as a love diary. I don't want to scroll through your failed relationships. #getacat #fuckoff

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Love lieing in the bath untill I'm all wrinkled! Imma be one fine ass oap!!! #prunelivin

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House is in its final stages. The move date grows closer. #excited #NewHome #independance