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trying to use this app less | @umich '14 | corporate sellout '15 | @olo ‘17 | 🐶 dad ‘18

[j @jessegold24]

Get u a man who can do both

[j @jessegold24]

it’s super interesting that finally there’s a trailer revealing nothing but “hot actors in rom-com” and most reactions are upset they don’t give you more

you don’t need more about the plot or their chemistry. that’s why you watch the movie!!

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell star in the first trailer for ‘ANYONE BUT YOU.’

In theaters December 15.

[j @jessegold24]

@ThePromoguy123 @pikkitsports because I went to the game and watching the giants be worse than the jets was 🥰

[j @jessegold24]

checking my fantasy lineup today and

[j @jessegold24]

@ThePromoguy123 @pikkitsports 248

[j @jessegold24]

don’t act like because this song was a meme that the bag raiders didn’t absolutely cook with this song

[👼🏼 @troyesivan]

GOT ME STARTED is out everywhere now 🥲 https://t.co/QYLqc39xc1

[j @jessegold24]

@ThePromoguy123 @pikkitsports because this was the first bet I won in a month after being on my honeymoon

[j @jessegold24]

can someone please explain to me how to certify for unemployment benefits with @NYSLabor it is literally impossible to get someone on the phone and I cannot move forward until they let me “claim credit for my waiting week”. busy 100% of the time???

[j @jessegold24]

@olgakhazan I put it in my vows, it went over very well

[j @jessegold24]

@chloetykal just tell them where you’re going

[j @jessegold24]

looks like I will be seeing Ferrari 400 times in theaters

[Variety @Variety]

It’s entirely possible that Michael Mann’s ability to film “Heat 2,” a longtime dream, will be contingent on how well the $110 million-budgeted “Ferrari” does. https://t.co/pxaNyHmsXG

[j @jessegold24]

arguably the weirdest part of this is that the mayor of ny doesn’t understand how most new yorkers travel around ny

[Jeff Coltin @JCColtin]

Mayor Adams, on one benefit of outdoor dining:
"You’re looking to date. You may drive by. You may see eye candy sitting down somewhere, you may want to park and come and slip them your number. Come have fun, man. Outdoor dining is the way to go."

[j @jessegold24]

@ThePromoguy123 @pikkitsports Positive EV 📈🥰

[j @jessegold24]

@whackkat 2016 with @jaiwolfx was the best I ever got

[Buns @SuperButterBuns]

the government basically confirms that aliens with spacecrafts are real, and the collective reaction is just "okay....but I still have to go to work tomorrow"

[j @jessegold24]

love watching a movie in theaters and counting how many times they say a word

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

All you need to know about #BarbieTheMovie is that it unironically uses the word "patriarchy" more than 10 times.

[j @jessegold24]

that is a guy in a fish costume

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Off Taiwan's coast, divers found a "Doomsday fish" — a giant Herring king associated with earthquake predictions. Its size and shape resembling a sea serpent, locals consider it an ominous sign in Japanese mythology

[j @jessegold24]

can’t wait to watch Avatar 5 at Amazon Disney Theater in a hazmat suit because we’ve depleted half the earths oxygen

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Future 'Avatar' movies have all shifted release dates.

'Avatar 3' - December 19th, 2025
'Avatar 4' - December 21st, 2029
'Avatar 5' - December 19th, 2031

[j @jessegold24]

perfect encapsulation of the current internet https://t.co/Az2QESlIwE

[j @jessegold24]

@DKThomp Here’s how we’re doing it @Olo : https://t.co/wlsNYgOoOO

Order + pay directly through the QR code, making everything easier for the restaurant, staff, and guest.

[j @jessegold24]

@JishnuPurihella I disagree, I had him for under 9.5 points