Jesse Helman

Extraordinarily average

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

calling my wife’s boyfriend to pick me up so we can watch Shane Gillis host snl together

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

How many HR's we gonna let this kid give up coach?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This poor kid coming in now with the bases loaded and 1 out. The other guy had to basically kill somebody to get the hook. Horrible managerial work. I wish @NjTank99 was a Virginia fan right now so he could go ballistic. #GoHoos

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Titans schedule release #Footballguys

[Jesse Helman @jessehelman]

It’s March.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Truest Rumor in Football @calebpressley @BarstoolAZBowl

[Jesse Helman @jessehelman]

Revisiting this. All you Cutter idiots need to apologize.

[Jesse Helman @jessehelman]

Can we figure out how the hell to say Qatar.

[Jesse Helman @jessehelman]

@hen_ease ball machine probability breakdown from today's show:

Never guessed it right so far: 2.97% 😬
Exactly 1 correct so far: 10.5%

0 for the rest: 79.4%
Exactly 1 for the rest: 18.4%
Exactly 2 for the rest: 2%

(assuming 350 draws so far, and 23 to go)

[Chris Castellani @Castellani2014]

27 Year Old Smokes A Cigarette For The First Time

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Taylor Hawkins' 16-year-old son, Shane, does his father proud as he sits behind the kit for @FooFighters' performance of "My Hero."

#FooFighters #TaylorHawkinsTribute

https://t.co/PU705CpO2R

[Chris Castellani @Castellani2014]

Calling the Tigers/Royals https://t.co/hBh4ND9oVC

[Jesse Helman @jessehelman]

jersey incoming

[Jesse Helman @jessehelman]

Anthony Edwards is my favorite athlete, no 🧢

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

Hang it in The Louvre

[Jesse Helman @jessehelman]

@BarstoolBigCat Travel

[Jesse Helman @jessehelman]

@BarstoolBigCat Shutup!

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

This is actualy more intimate than dancing

[Jesse Helman @jessehelman]

Recreating this in my bedroom at 1am on a Monday. What’s up with you? https://t.co/Qf08YbhzCw

[Jesse Helman @jessehelman]

@reece_beekman take STAT 1100, I will give you an A no questions asked.

[Jesse Helman @jessehelman]

I still love @reece_beekman so so much.