Jesse Huot

But be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it.

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

The crumbs in my bed are to exfoiliate my skin but they mostly they just stab me in the ass

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

SuperNanny looks like she smells like clean laundry and a little like beans

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

I don't know how an iguana feels but I'm sure its not comparable to being high

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

Why does my girlfriend tell me she wants to go for a walk and then gets ready for 4 hours and then takes a nap instead

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

I cry almost constantly and then say I'm not mentally ill lol

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

Did you know? The asterisk in Q*bert stands for “ueen Elizabeth II’s favourite frozen treat is orange sher”

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

Step 1: Wear eyeliner for the first time
Step 2: Have an gender identity crisis
Step 3: Profit

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

I just have to assume past me was right she is way smarter than me

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

I know its time to cut my hair when instead of calling me "sir" people say "this person"

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

I might have to just keep living so I can absolutely wreck the other old people at #SuperSmashBros in my retirement home

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

Bowser is a gay icon

[Michaelmcchill @Michaelmcchill]

There are two constants in life:

death, and the shame in admitting who you main in smash bros.

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

The horse has finally left the hospital

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

I had friends teargassed and beaten for peacefully protesting this summer.

But when white neo-fascists take over the capital they do fucking nothing.

This is the epitome of white privilege.

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

I just really wanna try a McRib.

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

Coronavirus would be cured if Jenna Marbles returned to Youtube

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

Thats exactly what I was craving but Oh Boy do I regret it

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

Beyonce didn't perform Single Ladies for you to be sad about being single

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

Bedsheets are the bane of my adult life

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

Why do actions have to have consequences

[Jesse Huot @jessehunter_]

People be out here playing Among Us actin like they didn't fuck with Town of Salem