jesse_i_am

“I keep doing fly shit when the cameras cut”

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

Stop reviewing food and saying it has a “Umami Flavor” cuz you sound like one fucking idiot 🤙🏾

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

Now we just making shit up cuz since when get one graduation for every fucking grade.

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

One big braddah in my DM tryna get me to jump on dis peptides. I not grabbing peptides from one braddah das bigger den me. I like buy from one skinny faka dat look like he would ask me for dollar outside 7-11. Telling me he down 32lbs in 3 weeks. No braddah you jus dehydrated 🤣

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

Brah forgive for my ignorance but where all these mento FAKAZ on IG came from? Was all cool when da one braddah was doing “bird day shau outs” but now this shit getting outta hand!!!

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

I hate hearing these high school FAKAZ bumping the same songs we used to bump when we was in high school. You guys never earn dat! You guys wasn’t at Hau Bush in the summer with one fake fur coat, faded jeans, and all white Nike Shox that would be ruined after one use GTFOH!

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

Watching you guys celebrating 420 used to be cool when we never know you guys was doing all the other kine drugs every weekend too 🤣

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

Gotta watch some of these Sistahz cooking videos on mute cuz they sound ignorant. Food look mayjah but their mouth spoil um 🤣

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

This morning I seen a big aunty at 7-11 snap cuz the Slurpees wasn’t ready at 345am. The best part is she was pissed they never have shoyu packets for her 3 musubis and said “brah how the fuck you expect me to eat this shit”😂 I hope everyone is having a better day than aunty!

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

Everybody receiving financial help from the state should be ineligible for the Gold Chain Giveaway. You guys get NUFF free shit already 🤙🏾

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

When I get to work on Fridays I no give a fuck what’s for lunch. I just like know wea we drinking after. #BEATMEDEANOMEETMEDEA

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

Idk who needs to hear this but when you are in a restaurant please take your phone off speaker. You look and sound fucking ignorant. #PSAforeverynationality

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

Dear Rain,

NUFF ALREADY!

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

Dear Rain, NUFF ALREADY!

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

This power outage shit sucks. If I lose one more hand of Go Fish or lose one more round of CandyLand I kicking everyone out this fucking house!!!

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

Gang if you off from work tomorrow please no be going to the bar. Just stay home and drink please. Some of us gotta work and we no like go to the bar after and you guys all drunk, high, and fussy cuz you went rainout and never like go home cuz the kids was off from school!

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

Das why kids soft now days. We cancel school cuz going rain hard. When I was in school we would riot with the Filipinos all week and all they did was lock us down in the same class as the FAKAZ we beefing with.😂

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

If your chick don’t know how to cook please no let her post “perfect for this weather” pics today. If the Chowder watery, lock dat bitch up. If da pastele stew get chopped olives and not whole, pack her shit. If da chicken noodle soup is Great Value not Campbells, leave dat HOA!

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

Cheating on your chick with a young HOA after having kids and being with her for years is like finally affording the rims and lift kit for your truck but you trade it in for a 2026 Hybrid Accord.

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

Wow funny seeing all these guys Valentines Day post to their “Real Girlfriends” when last week I just seen these FAKAZ buying shots for the bartender telling her he like take her home and change her life 🤔

[jesse_i_am @jesseiam4]

It’s funny how life works. The girls that used to get all kinds of Valentines gifts sent to them in school are now all Chronics or collecting child support. #STAYHUMBLEHOA