Jesse

I insist on myself.
An Agnostic Murrfuker

[Jesse @jesseinit]

Stop stalking my shiiitt

[Jesse @jesseinit]

@cknze1 His taste and you're projecting with him being a cuck.

[Jesse @jesseinit]

@IamEkene_ @Odogwunwanyii She taught you were on to something else or wasn't sleek enough.

[Jesse @jesseinit]

@akinkunmi GT Bank app doesn't open.
Don't use an app like Revolut...you'll hate all Nigerian banks.
Access bank doesn't work on Monday mornings.

[Jesse @jesseinit]

@OsemudiamenOG But na only one job him fit take naw.

[Jesse @jesseinit]

@Feeztm > She’s probably not interested.

Wrong. You've go to prime the woman up. Unless you're sweeping her off her feet by your face/body card, you'll put in the work like the rest of us.
She doesn't owe you immediate interest, so play the damn game.

[Jesse @jesseinit]

@__Shola What are you running from??

[Jesse @jesseinit]

@glorious_nnenna So they should keep bullying him in death?

[Jesse @jesseinit]

@Miss_Oluremi The more she pays in taxes, the more I fall for her.

[Peter Agboola @baba_Omoloro]

X% of Y is also Y% of X.

So if you want to find out what 7% of 50 is, you could instead find out what 50% of 7 is, which is 3.5.

This means that 7% of 50 is also equal to 3.5.

Happy Sunday.

[Jesse @jesseinit]

People got event listeners on people's marriages. Once it sup, they're first responders.

[Jesse @jesseinit]

@KiddBubu What replaces it?

[Akinyemi olanrewaju. @__olanrewaju__]

As a man, you have to get to the point where even your own mother can’t manipulate you.

[Jesse @jesseinit]

@heyOnuoha Results varying is the reason this couldn't be gospel

[Jesse @jesseinit]

@cryptgraph977 @Jessyobirai @thefolabi Same thing here in Amsterdam. It's almost as if na the bad batch of naija babes dey come abroad.

[Jesse @jesseinit]

@yeks2020 Nothing bad?? Sure about that? Bad is relative in the end. Nobody wants to be 70 and alone.

[Jesse @jesseinit]

@cryptgraph977 @Jessyobirai @thefolabi I see women like that and conclude they don't need/want men.

[Jesse @jesseinit]

Grateful for AI

[Titanium @akinkunmi]

My least favourite thing to implement is transactional emails, specifically the email templates.

[Jesse @jesseinit]

@the_Lawrenz But why nyash though, why not cleavage?

[Jesse @jesseinit]

Opposed to what?

[Sinethemba. @cnehshuga]

We’re literally working for rent, electricity & food

[Jesse @jesseinit]

Moniepoint CEO wasn't particularly wrong.

[Viktor Benson @viktorbensonyt]

Talking stage with Nigerian girls be like say you dey interrogate thief

You ask question and she answers, she doesn’t have anything to say