Sasquatch

Up in Africa, they call me King Kong Gorilla

[Sasquatch @JesseJerry]

They call me Sasquatch, please check the watch
This is Bigfoot, don't get it shook
Out in Japan they call me Godzilla
Up in Africa, King Kong gorilla

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@SafaricomPLC kindly explain how I go from 8GB to 2GB in a day!!? I’m bamboozled

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@Safaricom_Care surely, how is it that I have airtime but I’m still getting the “insufficient balance, redeem bonga points or okoa jahazi” message!?

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@Safaricom_Care just did a transaction to @EasyCoachLtd yet I haven’t received the mpesa confirmation and the money has been deducted

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@Safaricom_Care how can I reverse money paid to kplc?

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@Safaricom_Care I get this now, and whenever I click on update, it redirects me to the App Store and I can’t find the app/update.
You previously asked me to change my region… so what now!?

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@Safaricom_Care I keep getting the message to update the Safaricom one-app but whenever I try to it tells me that it’s not available in my country or region.

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@Safaricom_Care why is it that when I dial *544# I keep getting “unknown error”
And when it goes through, the options keep changing?

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@Safaricom_Care is there a problem with my line that I get errors when trying to buy data bundles via the short code?

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@FaibaJTL ticket number: ISS-2026-01098.
I still don’t have connection. I was told I’ll have connection today, now it’s clear that it won’t happen.
I’ve waited for this connection since the 3rd of January 2026. Totally unacceptable. Can I get a refund please.

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@FaibaJTL ticket number: ISS-2026-01098. I’ve been offline waiting for service delivery from you guys. Was promised connection between yesterday and today and upon follow up, I’m told Monday.
Can I get a refund kindly!? I’ll proceed with my previous ISP.

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@FaibaJTL ticket number: ISS-2026-01098.
It’s been 5 days. I haven’t heard from any technician.
I still don’t have a connection.
Should I request a refund and proceed with a different ISP!?

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@FaibaJTL What’s the progress on this? Should I claim a refund and proceed with another ISP? It’s been 5 days already.

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@FaibaJTL 5-10 working days to get connected is a bit much.
Yet you ask potential clients to pay before connection. ticket number: ISS-2026-01098.

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@antana_joan the tribe has spoken

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@olajideobe Shambolic and felt lazy.
Premier league games have more excitement than what I just saw.

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@windscribe A nice opportunity to get a W 😊

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@netflix @xviddl please download this

[Netflix @netflix]

ANTHONY JOSHUA GETS THE KO AGAINST JAKE PAUL IN ROUND 6 #JakeJoshua

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@Safaricom_Care This would be the fifth time I’m calling this week… I’ll even get tinnitus from constantly calling 400

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@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC surely, will I call customer care every 5min complaining of slow speeds!?