Jesse Jones

Comedian, writer, comic book geek

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Did SNL just rip off @DanhausenAD ? #verynice #veryevil #verysnl

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@The_MJF gotta talk to HOG about this retouching. Got you looking like Charlie Day

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Why did the announcers bury Cardona on commentary last night? #wwesmackdown

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@NFL why do your refs hate the @Panthers

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@HeymanHustle + @LoganPaul = $$$

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Dom Mysterio is the Pete Davidson of Professional Wrestling. #WWERaw

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@JWMarriott did you know there are 3 different robots you have to talk to while trying to talk to a real person at your hotels?

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Best hit Will Smith has had since Chris Rock #WorldSeries

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@AmericanAir When the lady at the gate told me if I didn’t see a refund on my credit card to call customer service, then she made a “good luck with that” face. This is the second flight in a row to Philly with a subpar experience.

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@AmericanAir another swing and a miss. When I purchased seat 15a… what I was hoping for was 25a

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@AmericanAir I think the best part is after I ask if there is another seat I could get moved to, I was told there were no seats available. Then I see an aa employee sitting front and center in row 7. You guys live in that sweet spot of being people’s only option.

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Raw was missing some Cena/Punk last night #bustedopen247

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How good would Novocaine been with Jim Carrey?

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Why else thought the Truth angle was a work? #wwe #RTruth

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@HuntersvilleGOV why in the world have you ruined the intersection at Gilead and Statesville Rd.?

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@CHARSHAB @wwe_kaiser @MsCharlotteWWE Ha!

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@AmericanAir checklist:
• avoid eye contact with consumer ✅
• be as short as possible with customer ✅
• treat basic questions as huge annoyance ✅
I just won American Air Bingo!

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Hey @AmericanAir if rude and uncaring gate attendants is what you guys are going for, mission accomplished!

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@BustedOpenRadio Cody underwear is a little too far. #creepy

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Now all @JohnCena needs… is a TAN #wwe