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[jesse @jessekatzop]

Call me old fashioned but I don’t think this is an appropriate conversation for public transit

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

Morning s*x is better than s*x at night!! Feat. Jay Guapo

[jesse @jessekatzop]

@HawtLykeASana My twitter finsta got suspended just like my insta finsta so here I am

[jesse @jessekatzop]

I’m back and I’m better than ever

[jesse @jessekatzop]

I just wish this had happened during Love Island season so we could have gotten the islanders’ reactions

[jesse @jessekatzop]

If it takes you a few seconds to unmute yourself on a call, it’s no big deal! No need to make a comment about how you should have gotten the hang of this by now

[jesse @jessekatzop]

It was actually brave of me to be this openly dumb on the timeline

[jesse @jessekatzop]

Other than glasses

[jesse @jessekatzop]

When I was a kid and I first heard Baby Got Back I thought “Cosmo” was just some really judgmental guy

[jesse @jessekatzop]

Brett and Tina seem like a nice couple

[jesse @jessekatzop]

@HawtLykeASana The song was encore by jay z lol

[jesse @jessekatzop]

Have they always blasted music outside of Aime Leon Dore? I just felt like I was walking by an Abercrombie & Fitch

[jesse @jessekatzop]

Throwing it back to 2020 and referring to COVID as “corona” again from now on

[jesse @jessekatzop]

@babiphetz2 It’s fine but you can text me now

[jesse @jessekatzop]

i left my phone in an uber last night so if you have texted me please know i am not ignoring you... if you didn't text me thats okay too

[jesse @jessekatzop]

Gonna get slapped for this take

[jesse @jessekatzop]

“Meet me at our spot” is better than any song Will Smith ever recorded

[jesse @jessekatzop]

Better yet? Go to Times Square, and take a picture of ME with a Kodak

[jesse @jessekatzop]

@_jhcarter Grabbing a quick pastry at monteleone’s before a big night out

[jesse @jessekatzop]

White stretch limousines? Not something you see very much these days

[jesse @jessekatzop]

@mgodnick I only recognize elected presidents

[jesse @jessekatzop]

If I’m being honest, I have absolutely no idea what President Gerald Ford looked like

[jesse @jessekatzop]

@MAGFINN Now who am I thinking of….