jessekreib

never better 👌

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@FMarshall00 crunch coat is GOAT. gtfo with your sprinkles

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@FMarshall00 ever upward.

[JER the Artist (They/Them) @Skatunenetwork]

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BUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY 💸💸
DESTINY IS CALLING ME ☎️😯
OPEN UP MY EAGER EYES
👁 👄 👁
IM MR. B R I G H T S I D E

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and he cares about you

[jessekreib @jessekreib]

new dad level achieved: kid’s songs now appear on my discover weekly #spotify

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@anna_ruggiero i’ve always considered it the highest form of insecurity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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ever read something that has so much "spin" on it that its a foul ball before it even leaves the pitcher's hand?

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jack told me the christmas tree has to go so i guess christmas is officially over 🤷‍♂️

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@thomdunn or a keyboard that has a space designed specifically for your car to lay down

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denny’s sub shop is the dream

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i’d like to see a chronological list of all the different characters that have helped santa and saved christmas.

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@Marshall_50 @MikeQuindazzi there’s an episode of black mirror like this

[Netflix Geeked @NetflixGeeked]

Hey @bethesda the @bojackhorseman DLC for #Fallout76 is pretty great, but how come every character starts off with negative charisma?

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if #corning was the setting for a comic book universe @corningmuseum 's 2300 would be the big public event that the super-villain reveals their diabolical plan at but gets thwarted just before the toast

[. @dwight1k_]

Halloween is canceled

[jessekreib @jessekreib]

some days, you really can have it all. happy halloweekend, everyone 🎃❤️

[jessekreib @jessekreib]

in 2018 there’s not a single person who should have to say no to anything more than once for it to be heard.

[jessekreib @jessekreib]

have you ever suddenly realized you left a bag in the self check out at target but then also realized it was over a week ago? 🤦‍♂️

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