Jesse Carter

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@andybarron goals

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honestly, any movie with Denzel Washington.

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strip mall food tastes better

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i wish you could call your car keys

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@andybarron @donetodeath you for real?

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Halloween is good because I can pretend i’m buying candy to give away

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@warriors @StephenCurry30 #NBAFinals @KDTrey5

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dad caps are the new normcore

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just asked @andybarron to teach me how to be good @Twitter

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i wish common sense was more common

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parking garages might be the worst thing

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@andybarron trying my best lol

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I feel like all I do in LA is eat and sit in my car.

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@brianwertheim oh hi steamtroller

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this is the best April fools tweet I could come up with

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you just can't trust a person who drinks hot coffee through a straw

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i think my venmo feed is more entertaining than my twitter feed

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i like pizza more than you do

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Las Vegas is made up of a bunch of buildings that look like huge perfume bottles