Jesse Yates

having the chimeric physical asymmetry of one ear lobe attached, one free, evinces a brain perpetually balancing two extremes

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We’re witnessing the decline of the traditional left/right political paradigm in the US. The new, borrowing from the great Dr. Seuss, might be poetically introduced with one pill, two pill: red pill/blue pill.

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@ZeekArkham @Irish_Cowboy88 Damn dude. Ultimate warrior is my man. Might have to unfollow (just kidding). But damn

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@SpaceMan_8_ @90sWWE 😂

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I’d rather watch kids playing a t-ball game than an MLB game, they are hilarious 😂

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@BrandonStraka 💯

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@BrandonStraka Nope

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How about some good music?

There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all hoppin' cretins
Cretin, cretin
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop doin' the cretin hop
Cretin, cretin
One-two-three-four
Cretins want to hop some more
Four-five-six-seven
All good cretins go to heaven
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all hoppin' cretins
Cretin, cretin
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop doin' the cretin hop
Cretin, cretin
One-two-three-four
Cretins want to hop some more
Four-five-six-seven
All good cretins go to heaven

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@JackPosobiec The Art of the Grift… by JP

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@AddiBelviso2027 She’s also hit an exit velocity of 60 😊 sorry, not only a proud hitting coach but also her grandpa

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@uscfan981 The Renegade

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@TeaAndTornadoes @ThrillaRilla369 💯 my choice

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@DaveSpaceMemes @dpl_3 @Tiffany_Gomas

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@MLBNetwork “You would not teach that.” Yeah, in fact, most hitting instruction would “teach that” out of you. Ignorant

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@alchemist_904 @MLBNetwork Bond’s literally said the bottom hand is your power. Exact opposite of what was said in this video.

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@Wrestling80s90s Greg the Hammer and Brutus Beefcake (I can’t remember their tag team name) were good too

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@Wrestling80s90s Killer Bees get no love

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@CoachNip @MLBNetwork 💯

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@CoachNip @MLBNetwork Hopefully

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@ThomasEWoods And it will be glorious

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@brockpierson 💯 WCW/NWO for life. Now tell me you were also playing Castlevania, Symphony of the Night back then, like I was lol