Jesse Parker

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@provincesports Is it win more games?

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@GBC_Press Stop fucking announcing it and just do it.

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@taliaotg she's also an insufferably annoying actress. Which I guess is less important, but still.

[Dave @dave_wanted]

He died

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A top GOP official expressed frustration over GOP senators blocking Todd Blanche's confirmation because, "If everyone involved in covering up the Epstein Files and Trump's laundering of tax dollars got blocked, Trump's cabinet would have three people in it."

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@JaysViews There will be no season next year, is the prevailing guess. How does that impact the moves? Or does it? Genuine question.

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@factpostnews "protector"? Could have just stopped one word shy of that.

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@nytimes So, to be clear, if you're dead, you are NOT medically cleared for the Senate? That feels fucked and a little prejudiced. Also RBG did it wrong, I guess.

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@maddenifico This is perfect. He's done so many bad things. Hurt so many people. Exploited so many people. Caused so much death and pain. And now he's nearing the end and doesn't know what to do to rectify. I almost want to feel bad for him. Almost.

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@NewsWire_US yep, that jives. everything is fine here.

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

9 days till McConnell officially dies and I just wanted to send my sincere heartfelt condolences to his family who’s already been grieving his death for the past ~40-ish days

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@karlravechespn is/was as good as they get. @espn fucked up. No loyalty, no tact. Not surprised in this day and age, but doesn’t make it ok.

Waiting for ANY company to be decent. Don’t get pissed at this gen for “job hopping” there’s literally no loyalty the other way. Ever.

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@allenanalysis just the dumbest shit happening left and right in this country right now.

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@RealJMPeterman Be more fucking ignorant. Somehow. You can’t, congrats. Good luck with your delusional fantasies and stupidity theories though. I’m sure you’ll get far in life.

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@MikeTheNavyGuy1 The hypocrisy and stupidity hurts my heart so, so fucking badly. What a tone deaf, disrespectful, unappreciative country the US has become. It’s beyond disgusting.

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@JohnJamesMI Your stupidity makes my head hurt. The US is on fire? Canada sends support to contain it. Canada is on fire? It’s negligence and harmful to you pussies who would never dream of helping the country that helps you, year after year. Fuck all the way off.

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@gill_godwin @jengerson To every single country that loves them and wants anything to do with them (there are none).

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@RepHuizenga Your willful ignorance and stupidity is jarring. USA is on fire? (ALSO every year) Canada sends help. Canada is on fire? Twats like this bitch about the smoke and do jack shit to help. You’re not the victim and you should kindly, fuck off.

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@Darth_Pingu Alllll the way. Not to mention, this country is going to hell in a handbag, but no one gives a shit about that - smoke or no smoke.

[Jesse Parker @jessenotsamuel]

@CanadaGoose911 This country I’m in is the most bass-ackward place in the world. No accountability, first ones to whine and bitch and moan and point fingers. It’s so gross.