Jesse Ottney

illinois state university ‘23 | snap: jesseottney

[sunny walker @Sunnywalker_]

i wish there was like a tinder but only for girls for friendships

[nic @nicsw0rld]

have y’all ever heard anyone say it’s “just one bad doctor”???? naw. they lose their licenses, they get sued, they get thrown in JAIL for medical malpractice. why? bc there’s no room for mistakes or error in a profession that you swear to protect and help the people, PERIOD

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

girls don't want MONEY or JEWELRY or even DICK. girls want KITCHEN ISLANDS. bitches love kitchen islands

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

minding my own business forever

[Jesse Ottney @jesseottney]

someone pls explain why I’ve felt the need to put sriracha on everything I eat lately

[Casey Terry @CaseyTerry8]

me whenever i see peters mom sobbing or giving her opinion: #TheBachelor

[lauv @lauvsongs]

it is not your job to judge anybody except for yourself. you have no idea what theyve been through.

[Jhay @jhayusb]

who wanna listen to frank ocean and cry

[Jesse Ottney @jesseottney]

if there’s one thing I want next year it’s for everyone to be a little kinder and a whole lot happier

[maybe: clare @clur19]

This is just the absolute worst advent calendar I’ve ever gotten

[Barstool Birds @BarstoolILLSt]

this weather makes me want to die.

[dante @dmainy_13]

wow i even let you meet my cats

[Jesse Ottney @jesseottney]

@sssevannn I love you so much

[Jesse Ottney @jesseottney]

one of my friends just told me she’d give the “eulogy” at my wedding... wrong event but ok.