ur mom

[sasha 🏳️‍⚧️ | prophet of vedrfolnir @dreamsequencxr]

I feel like when I say I'm anti-death penalty, ppl assume I don't think anyone deserves to die. This is false. There are absolutely ppl who deserve death. I simply don't think any government can be trusted with the right to kill.

[isa ☆ @isabelsrevenge]

u dumb ass hoes reposting cornell 7 but went to see chris brown not too long ago

[a @dykek1ng]

suicide prevention month is over let's all just kill ourselves

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You could probably Waterboard a lot of Information out of me. I have a Very low tolerance for Discomfort

[racezits @racezits]

I did the math and I can’t live anymore

[the german gentleman aka grubauer's #1 fan @midaeros]

A land acknowledgement at the beginning of every gathering to mention where you've had sex

[funplings @funplings]

locking in at work. you may not hear from me for up to 20 minutes

[farroupilha prensado @arrobas_laras]

será q quando eu tiver 60 anos ainda vou falar q vou me matar pra qualquer inconveniência

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Sigh. He found out about New Mexico.

[becca 🐞 @betweenvillages]

i can’t believe end of august is a real song and it’s the end of august and the bugs are starting to die and one day it’ll be our town and literally everything you see out here will also die especially at the end of august and it is the end of august and the end of august is a re

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Last day to listen to end of August until it’s just cosplaying

[nerd with adhd @sidinkd]

that's why im on twitter, everyone is either su*ci*al or horny or political.

[katie 🤌 @katieandfinn]

now that we got rid of the FDA or whatever we should bring back original four loko

[moose @mooseincrisis]

delete this

[Canada Goose 🇨🇦 @CanadaGoose911]

WE FLY WHERE THE FUCK WE WANT!!!

[Ryan Rosenblatt @RyanRosenblatt]

More than anything, Dolly very loudly and proudly, with her words and actions, gave a fuck about people. Giving a fuck is really what it's about.

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

sleeping for 12+ hours makes me realise how much i would enjoy being dead

[zie @middaytrsyt]

Who up smoking bisexual marlboros