Jesse Kalavoda

maker of webseries, lover of one women, creator of two children

[Jesse Kalavoda @jessepippen]

@PortkeyGames will there be an update fixing the glitched field guide page in the bell tower wing sometime soon? @AStirlingMacD #HogwartsLegacy #hogwartslegacygame #HarryPotter #glitch #portkeygames

[Jesse Kalavoda @jessepippen]

@PayPal should be reported for this. Wow! Shame on them. Shame! #shameful #Shame #GameofThrones #PayPal #fraud #Liars

[Jessica Kalavoda @JJBartowski]

I’ll also add @PayPal to this since they have decided TWICE now that the ‘unauthorized transaction’ of $100 was actually ‘authorized’ so they denied my dispute. Just curious how that works. So I spend $100 at Chick Fil A a lot? And on top of that in a state I don’t even live in?

[Sam Handrick @MDSVeritas]

There's something in God of War Ragnarok which is the most special to me. I got to pitch it and the team made it into everything I could have hoped.

I had hoped to wait for some time to talk about it but want to share it now, just in case.

It's the Ballad of Jari and Somr.

[Jesse Kalavoda @jessepippen]

#XboxWillReignSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Will you reign supreme? 👑

Follow @Xbox and RT this post with #XboxWillReignSweepstakes for a chance to win this epic @HouseofDragon Xbox Series S.

Ages 18+. Ends 10/26/22. Rules: https://t.co/1cPTbUFuOA

[hiBeekle @hiBeekle]

Alright @NICKMERCS said what we're all thinking Halo fans -- no more fines, he took care of it for us 👍

[XBOX @XBOX]

The Xbox + Marvel Hero collab you've been waiting for.

Follow and retweet with #XboxShangChisweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X and controller inspired by @ShangChi and the Legend of Ten Rings.

Ends on 9/18/21 at 8pm PT: https://t.co/CgVPWB4jtM

[XBOX @XBOX]

RT this post for a chance to win a custom Xbox One X display inspired by WONDER WOMAN 1984, coming to theaters. Experience the wonder. #WW1984Xbox #WW84 #Sweepstakes

Open in XBL Countries, 18+. Ends 9/17/20. Rules: https://t.co/l8pzghsCN0

[Phil Spencer @XboxP3]

At Xbox, we’re committed to putting you first. In September, Xbox Game Pass Ultimate members can enjoy unlimited play on your devices—at no additional cost
https://t.co/bCZ0712H87

[Jesse Kalavoda @jessepippen]

Happy @Neil_Druckmann day! #TheLastofUsPartII

[Jessica Kalavoda @JJBartowski]

Hey @GovernorTomWolf just curious why we are the only state where we are not able to close loans. Mortgage loans are at a stand still, they can close in every state but ours #goodolpa. And if your going to cut my work good to know I have a wine and spirits to shop at #NOT 🙄

[Jesse Kalavoda @jessepippen]

Just sitting here waiting.

[Jesse Kalavoda @jessepippen]

@RE_Games @CapcomUSA_ what do we have to do to get #ResidentEvil3Remake released early, now that we are all trapped inside?

[Jessica Kalavoda @JJBartowski]

Thankful for @UniversalPics and #homepremiere to be able to have something fun to do during this quarantine! Time to start @TheInvisibleMan

[Jesse Kalavoda @jessepippen]

@_SJPeace_ @JJBartowski

[Jesse Kalavoda @jessepippen]

@JJBartowski @BASDSUPT 😤

[Jesse Kalavoda @jessepippen]

Wow @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke you just won the streaming wars! #streamingwars #netflix #raisingdion

[Jesse Kalavoda @jessepippen]

That feeling when you instantly love every song on an album #incendiary #onwardstozion @vcsleepclinic #vancouversleepclinic

[Jesse Kalavoda @jessepippen]

@AStirlingMacD @themarvinday happy boyfriend day!

[Borderlands @Borderlands]

Here’s to one seriously badass couple this #NationalBoyfriendDay. #Borderlands3

[Jessica Kalavoda @JJBartowski]

I cannot begin to tell you how excited I am about this!!!!

[Almost Famous The Musical @AlmostFamousBwy]

This time, he’s on the list. #AlmostFamous @TheOldGlobe