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Just your friendly neighborhood candy-haired freak. She/her #blacklivesmatter

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Hello! If any of you are bailing from this hellsite, find me on the sky app or the extinct elephant site! I'm jesseract on both

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Cohost seems to be where the cool kids are headed if/when twitter blows. If you're on there too you should add me! https://t.co/laWSs82R43

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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I've been listening to the Dead Milkmen since like middle school and I just today looked up to see who Morey Amsterdam is

[That Baratheon Girl 🇪🇺 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🌹 @baratheongirl]

Well, this will make the funeral interesting for sure.

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@therufs @LuckysDeliNC Luckyyyyyyyyyyyys!!! 😞 😞 😞 I wonder if I can get good egg salad here in Vancouver

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Please stop calling Lindsey Graham's National Abortion Ban a "late term" abortion ban just because that's what he calls it.
He's lying about what it is. YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPEAT LIARS JUST BECAUSE THEY WANT YOU TO, media people.

[Vancouver Is Awesome @VIAwesome]

It had "bean" so long we started to wonder what was going on... https://t.co/OvOla8qiIZ

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I don't know why the gelato place is 1) on doordash and 2) open until 11, but my uterus says thank you!

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Did you guys know the Canucks sell used skates, gloves, pants and socks on their website? https://t.co/QDOzpGkLah

[Manic pixie night-ghast @YilingJessa]

Python is a late bloomer. They'll hang out with you, but unless you know some real esoteric topics you probably won't get to actually know them. They're promiscuous, mostly shallow and they think everything is a duck.

[Manic pixie night-ghast @YilingJessa]

You know when you search for Doge on google image search? JavaScript is that army of stupid dogs come to life.

[Manic pixie night-ghast @YilingJessa]

Everyone is into Swift but she's like 45 on the inside. She does not want to go BASE jumping! Stability is good.

[Manic pixie night-ghast @YilingJessa]

Ruby is basically a younger and less tactful Hideo Kojima. It doesn't care that no one else has the same sense of humor as it, and it would nickname everything really irrelevant names

[Manic pixie night-ghast @YilingJessa]

Thinking about a fandom where personified programming languages interact. Erlang would have no sense of self-preservation, would just let itself die all the time. Erlang is the type who would totally play Dark Souls

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My new favorite thing on twitch is streamers who are mad there's no character creation screen in Stray

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I got covid for my birthday! Worst present ever!

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7-11s outside the US should give free slurries on both July 11th and November 7th

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It's flip floppin' time

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@mg4h I think after basically two years of barely moving at all my watch is so happy anything is happening that it asks me constantly if I'm working out

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Tell me you sold your car and moved to a walkable city without telling me you sold your car and moved to a walkable city