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@KinoMaxxer @DiscussingFilm I opened twitter for the first time in years and your comment was the first thing I read and I feel really validated to never come back here again.

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@bludiamonphilip @GreatChefBoxing @dunemovie He gets his eyes burnt out and becomes the preacher. His son becomes the worm. 🪱

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Snipping a numbered list in Word to copy it into the same document because you don’t know how to disable auto formatting is IQ 400.

I fear the day they patch the Analogue Hole. Modern computing is doomed.

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@elonmusk I just vomited a bit in my mouth.

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@KobieThatcher Get rekt idiot

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@BradWaters @OptusSport For real. Giant pixels, constant stuttering. It’s an absolute joke.

[Green Pill @DarkPillDigest]

Unverified fully levitating #lk99 from China

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The fact that anything is Turing Complete, or that we can even do any kind of computation at all kind blows my mind.

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@spillthekatea @korrasatx Whilst we all want this, I think it would drive Tamsyn to mental ruin to keep creating these labyrinths.

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@korrasatx Bruh you got my hopes up to over 9000 hopes. They are now dashed, like teeth.

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Write is cool but have you tried Read? I want a turning complete mattress that lets me mine bitcoin while I sleep. https://t.co/vkp1M6x7dq

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@DJSnM @YouTube 1.5k watching 😂. Is that how they measure their bot farm health in real-time?

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@joxus_art @neuralink A literal aneurysm.

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@neuralink Lasso tool now elevated to god-like status 😂

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Twitter has become unbelievably shitty. Reddit is now a terrible, bottom-of-the-barrel meme experience. Google news is dead and instagram is almost 100% bullshit.

What will the internet look like in 10 years? Hopefully the next generation can build something far better.

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Google app now showing video in its feed. Thanks I hate it. Some people actually enjoy, you know, reading.

This sounds like such an “old man yells at cloud” take 😂🤦‍♂️

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It’s like the onion but real

[Kenneth Cukier @kncukier]

😱

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Do it coward. https://t.co/Z2W8KjkpXC

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Elon is real life Michael Scott

https://t.co/m1bYgfMeKu

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@palsnurseoutfit @DrawsDerek