Jess

MSU alum

[Jess @jessesheets11]

Every once in awhile I remember that back in high school I put myself on a waiting list to get a miniature giraffe. I would imagine it’ll be here any day now

[abby govindan @abbygov]

how do I form meaningful friendships as an adult without enrolling in grad school or joining a cult

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

;(

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Happy July 4th. Here’s one of the greatest internet videos ever.

[Andrew Dunn @therealdunndeal]

So let me see if I’ve got this straight…one of golf’s most marketable stars is on the back 9 trying to win for the first time in 4+ years and I can’t watch it anywhere @NoLayingUp #RocketMortgageClassic

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

It should be against the law to have old dog family timelaspses in commercials

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

[rattie @ratxgurl]

Every time original hardwood floors are replaced by gray plank vinyl a year is taken from my life

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me in 2002: I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare

Me in 2022: I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare

[Courtney Parchman @cornydawgy]

Can Zillow do a black Friday sale

[vanessa @assenavmarie]

Thank you SO much for this masterpiece, @BachelorFantake #BachelorInParadise

[Jess @jessesheets11]

I have a better chance of getting this giraffe than y’all do a Taylor Swift ticket

[Jess @jessesheets11]

Every once in awhile I remember that back in high school I put myself on a waiting list to get a miniature giraffe. I would imagine it’ll be here any day now

[christian @sessh0m0ru]

how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

i think we should bring back TBH’s cuz some of y’all need 2 hear about yourselves

[Flatland Cavalry @FlatlandCavalry]

It’s CORN

[Alex @IndyAWiseguy]

Jesse telling the guys about Logan
#TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[alexa @alexaaacameron]

How could they air this kinky group date knowing Yosef has a child at home #TheBachelorette #TheBachelorettes

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

mentally I’m here
👻🎃🍂🕷👻🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🏚️ 🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🏚️ 🌙🍂🏚️ ⚰️⚰️⚰️👻🍂🍂🍂👻👻🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🖤🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸👻🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🏚️ 🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀👻🕷🏚️

[🅱️en @NoCloutBen]

when it’s 4am and mfs talking about “what’s the next move”

[llevo la vida de un triste payaso @hablapesano]

JAJAJAJA No se pasen.