jess

Just a lady living the lush life.

[jess @jessfrales]

Everyone: "Oh my god, your hair looks great! Did you color it? What's different??"
Me: "I washed it."

Every time.

[jess @jessfrales]

Hey @franciscellis - overheard your dad bragging about you at the BMV in Maine

[jess @jessfrales]

@zhiser @pensudar Long live the colonial and my cheapest rent to date lmao - when Jess and I paid $138/person 💀

[jess @jessfrales]

I’m sorry tinder, I’m a slut for tagliatelle!!!!!!

[jess @jessfrales]

A twink delivering my room service ID’ed and then proceeded to exclaim “you’re 9 years older than me!!!!! I was born in 2000” 💀

[jess @jessfrales]

At home for the holidays watching cheesy af Christmas movies with my mom, swiping dating apps & drinking wine feels like the chaos I need to wrap up 2022

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

Portia at the airport

[jess @jessfrales]

@PrettySqrrlRock Funny, I have the same exact breeds

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

The one gay FBI agent raiding Trump’s safe at Mar-a-Lago

[jess @jessfrales]

@BeefMartian Yes !!!!

[jess @jessfrales]

Alex Jones is a cancer

[jess @jessfrales]

The alex jones trial is a fun reminder of my ex who told me infowars offered him a job and he was going to take it, fully thinking he was trolling me. Fast forward him taking the job, drinking the kool aid & turning into a nut job.

[jess @jessfrales]

@PrettySqrrlRock 🥴

[jess @jessfrales]

When a trash ass person owns a small biz, but there stuff is cute ass hell- that’s the pits.

[jess @jessfrales]

Shoutout to the stranger who tugged my hair when they didn’t believe I had extensions today

[jess @jessfrales]

Stomach flu has me questioning my whole existence rn

[jess @jessfrales]

Never did I think 31 year old me would get so excited about a tik tok account that shows excel shortcuts and tricks SOS crying in corporate America

[jess @jessfrales]

@BeefMartian Same

[jess @jessfrales]

He’s a 10 but he’s a man

[jess @jessfrales]

Normalize going to the gym with pimple patches all over your face