Jessica Geelbert

“This is 33” 🌉 SF Based 💻 Tech 💪🏼 Fitness 🥃Tequila

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

@HawaiianAir Thank you I just sent a DM on instagram.

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

@HawaiianAir you damaged my new checked baggage over a month ago and won’t reply to the email that’s listed on your website. I’ve followed up and no response. Who can help me?

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

@HawaiianAir Since I’m not a verified user, X won’t let me DM you unless you follow me back or I pay to upgrade

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

jessie’s chickens have never been real

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

For 34 I’m going to release a new documentary… from Blow to Bowling. Y’all won’t believe how much I crush bowling. #fromrotisseriestoturkeys

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

Next GNO (or my bday) can we go to a stripclub? Also…… I didn’t know Spearmint Rhino was a chain

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

Thank god my bday is officially over

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

that hour we lost was the one i was going to use to get my life together..😩😩😂

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

Thought about keeping that to myself, with the whole ‘im a responsible adult 2025’ but ehh… Only got a couple days left to get it out of my system, cause I am about to enter my MID 30s..oh god

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

I really do feel bad about throwing money at strippers. I was like OMG sorry that’s so disrespectful..and I would bend down to pick it up for them and then hand them the money lol

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

Every time I take a personality test, I go through a personal crisis. Just found out I’m an enneagram 7. Fun and adventurous and fearful of emotional pain, especially sadness LOL. ‘Actively seek to avoid being sad’ BUT WHO DOESNT

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

If something’s not on my cal, I won’t remember to go. When I start dating somebody, we will only be scheduling dates through calendly.

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

The biggest risk to take in life is putting me on speakerphone...

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

Just looked at my team’s perf ratings of me… am I the class clown??

[Elizabeth @_cheralisa]

Wondering how people with the same income as me can support a family of four, while I can’t support a family of me.

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

Has anyone ever done challenger sales training?? I feel like im in high school again. People keep calling on me! Feel like im gonna get detention

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“if you need me i’m one call away”

also me:

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

Dude I want the “I’m shy but I’ve got a big dick” apron from #RHOSLC LOL

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

Omg I thought my AirPods were connected and they weren't and I've been blasting Taylor swift in my work cafeteria. Thank god I realized cause “Dicked Down in Dallas” was the next song queued up

[Jessica Geelbert @jessgeelbert]

Dude what did hungover people do before DoorDash