Pistol Lite

Low key, diehard Gooner. Type A for @Arsenal. Sarcasm, hyperbole, and dramatics may abound. AKA @goonersgirl008.

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

Viking Messi, you cunts!!!!

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

@GilbertoSilva @Arsenal @premierleague Your man of the match?

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

Why is my boyfriend (@HectorBellerin for the unitiated) on the ground? ***Yes, I'm late, I pay NBC extra monies for the privilege of a not great stream to watch my team).

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

Kevin Friend... more like,

Kevin FUCKING EMBARRASSING

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

Halftime selfie. Shirt by @sheworeshop. Koozie by @goonergras (courtesy of @feeheelee aka @feestees), if it weren’t for this pandemic, I’d have been in NOLA for the Ocho Edition of Gooner Gras last weekend. Sigh. Anyway, #COYG!!!

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

*grabs microphone* #ThatsMySon!!!! Get in baby boy, @BukayoSaka87!!! #LittleChilli

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

Y'know, Mikel and I kinda had a falling out over some things awhile ago, and I stepped away from his styling. The peacoat is nice and all, but man would rock an anorak. #SOUARS

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

Someday, I'm gonna create a drinking game called #WheelofPepe, and no matter what, it'll get ya drunk. #SOUARS

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

3 minutes in, and 👇

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

Nobody asked me, but I have to say that I hate the blue kit, though not as much as that monstrosity that was the 17/18 away kit (I still have PTSD... thanks, Puma!)

[Arsenal Women @ArsenalWFC]

That feeling when you score your first @UWCL hat-trick 🤣

@DanielleDonk 🙌

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Congratulations, @ArsenalWFC - keep making us proud! 💪

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

Freddie on that bench will distract me from the likely shitshow on the pitch.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

As part of our ongoing strategy to fully develop our young players, we’re making some coaching changes 👇

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

It’s that time of year that other commuters are shivering on the train, but I’ve already begun to sweat thanks to my arch-nemesis: humidity

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

@VerizonSupport Yes. I received an automated text message saying that there was a request to add a line, but I did not make any request. I would like to make sure that my account security has not been compromised, but cannot wait on hold for 30 minutes.

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

@VerizonSupport is there a reason that I'm getting a message saying a request was made to add a line to my account? I declined the request, but it seems that something is going on with a 30 minute wait time to look into this.

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

@504Gooner Now watch, next week he's gonna text me and ask me to send him the link to my Puma ad for the 8th time so he can show people. SMH.

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

Call my dad on my lunch break to ask what he wants for Father's Day. He doesn't know, and whilst I'm trying to chat with him, I hear him playing solitaire on his laptop and ignoring my conversational gambits. World's oldest teenager. #Classic

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

Let's be real here, Tom would beat the shit out of Justin. I can't see TC taking this though, not unless Bieber goes after Scientology. That said, I'd def pay to see this.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

The contest #UFC fans never knew they wanted?

Justin Bieber vs Tom Cruise!

Oh, and Conor McGregor wants a piece of the action... 👉 https://t.co/3uG7BxK7UM

[Pistol Lite @JessGooner]

@ArsenalHomerton Love them! Saw them on tour for their last album (4 years ago!).