Jess Callender

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

I’ve recently noticed I stare at peoples’ underwear longer than normal… probably because I don’t wear any 🤷🏾‍♀️
#commandolife

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

@DitaVonCrease Loosey stay lying about her placement and can’t take any criticism from her peers… keeps me 🤣 at the “drag delusion”

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

@becca_oneal I’m so sorry to hear! Wishing you and yours all the healing energy the universe has! 💜

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

@chriscirincione @_nnexsus @_TooUnderratedX The Amazing World of Gumball

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

@HeathenQueen76 Happy Birthday!!! 🔥

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

@becca_oneal @bedstuybetty on IG

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

How does one make an assassination attempt on a federal official and not get charged with treason? 👀 #howistherenotmorecoverage #theybelying

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

Truly, nothing more saddening than when a man doesn’t fill out the back of his jeans… 🙄 #wasteofalook

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

I’m crying at this death certificate announcement for Liz, like old age didn’t take her out 🤣 #GiveMeAnODorSomethingJuicy

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

Meeting for the Brooklyn Democratic Party, line not inspiring the greatest confidence. At least we’re at the beach… #bklyndemocraticparty #countycommittee #repyourblock

[clintoris @clintoris]

Every workplace should have one day a month that lets employees do the Midsommar scream-cry chant together

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

So this is the part of the night where I obviously acknowledge I’m high and can’t do #’s in crowded bars… #IAintDeletingShit #CheersToTheQueen #IGetToSeeMoreBlackExcellence

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

Can I say I’m like 5% relieved that Serena lost tonight? All her opponents were named ‘K’, I feel like by the third one she’d have been murked by a terminator… 🤣 #AlwaysTheGOAT #Serena

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

Woke up to a world without Jak Knight and I’m crushed. So thankful to see you perform, rest in power king 🥺🥺😭

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

@imbobswaget Con Air would be a vibe ✈️

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

Not for nothing, it’s really hard to cry and eat at the same time.

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

@becca_oneal Is is toxic if it’s true though?

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

Small mercies in life, not farting at the same time BK Meg tha Stallion walks by but right before your homies walk thru… #SundayMiracles

[Jess Callender @jessgotjokes]

Aight I’ve seen the video… y’all keep tryna remind Jada that she chose Tupac. Meanwhile she chose a man from West Philadelphia… 👀 #takefromthatwhatyouWILL