jess guyatt

If anybody asks us let's just tell them that we met in jail

[jess guyatt @jessguyatt15]

hate ppl who are like "while ur partying I'm making money" we get it u couldn't switch ur shift at no frills I'm gonna go funnel a beer now

[jess guyatt @jessguyatt15]

She doesn’t want the football guys to call Buffalo

[holls ⸆⸉ @holltoleratesit]

Suddenly she’s a lefty 😅

[jess guyatt @jessguyatt15]

Purple category in NYT Connections

[𝗦𝗜𝗠 @Melo2Ant]

What’s harder than this?

[elise @kaorigladiator]

this is a sacred day in my culture

[ella :) @60leafs]

happy #NHLGoalieWeek to all who celebrate 🥳

[jess guyatt @jessguyatt15]

$1 mill pls no one bid against me

[ً 🧸 @feuenfeu]

OMG BRIDGIT??

[jess guyatt @jessguyatt15]

@genna2468 girl math

[Fuck Every Name @fcukeveryname]

fuck rocco

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

Umm @TorontoPolice, we would like to report a robbery at Scotiabank arena 😳

[jess guyatt @jessguyatt15]

My Twitter account is in Grade 6! Enjoying these years before you become a teenager and hate my guts #MyTwitterAnniversary

[jess guyatt @jessguyatt15]

#BellLetsTalk

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

When it comes to mental health, we are all on the same team. #BellLetsTalk

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

just checking in

[jess guyatt @jessguyatt15]

Me: when is this edible going to kick in?

Me, 30 minutes later:

[jess guyatt @jessguyatt15]

Today Bell will donate 5¢ towards #mentalhealth initiatives for each use of #BellLetsTalk.

[jess guyatt @jessguyatt15]

People say history always repeats itself and I just downloaded Trivia Crack so I am here to confirm that

[jess guyatt @jessguyatt15]

prof starting lecture content during syllabus week < getting hit by a transport truck

[jess guyatt @jessguyatt15]

heartbreak is similar to the way your mom feels when her iPad dies