jessy teigen

dear potential employers, idk her.

[jessy teigen @jesshellyess]

https://t.co/ADlCq0r1ue

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*blast it’s all coming back to me by celine dion*
daniel: something about this song makes me want to take a shot

[jessy teigen @jesshellyess]

@cvc____ you couldn’t tell me shit EVER if i was as hot as u

[jessy teigen @jesshellyess]

it’s crazy how a spray tan will take you from zero to hero

[jessy teigen @jesshellyess]

sometimes i feel the need to be a costco member for the polish hot dogs

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wedding planning + cricut tik tok got me spending $300 at michael’s during my lunch break smh

[jessy teigen @jesshellyess]

famous last words. rip

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bitches be so lazy, they will circle a parking lot for 20 minutes before they walk 100 ft. it’s me

[jessy teigen @jesshellyess]

me driving my now fiancé to the ring store

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normalize quitting your job because it doesn’t make you happy. i’ve been told my whole life that work isn’t supposed to be fun or enjoyable and baby that’s not true

[jessy teigen @jesshellyess]

having a child really has me saying shit like eat my bubbles instead of telling them how i really feel

[jessy teigen @jesshellyess]

@paigetryan did they look different after her pregnancy??

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CAN U GET A BOOB JOB AND STILL HAVE BABIES

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not me hitting up indeed dot com everytime the slightest inconvenience happens at work

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@paigetryan why did i see a girl in furry boots and cat ears and a hollow graphic leotard

[jessy teigen @jesshellyess]

if you like regular gummy worms over the sour ones you are untrustworthy

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not my boss giving me a toaster oven and me selling it on fb marketplace