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[CommBank Matildas @TheMatildas]

GOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!! KYAH SIMON MAGIC!!!!!!!!! 1-0!!!!! #BRAAUS #GOMATILDAS

[E! Entertainment @eentertainment]

Get ready: #TheGraceHelbigShow is coming to E! on April 3rd at 10:30 PM! http://t.co/idwwSIBUrA

[Rose Ellen Dix 🌹 @RoseEllenDix]

Thanks to everyone who tuned into tonight's YouNow! I HAVE SO MUCH DOG ON MY FACE.

[mamrie hart @mametown]

'nah. beanz already has a graduation cap'- something i just said out loud to myself while online shopping.

[CommBank Socceroos @Socceroos]

.#Postecoglou 'The guys who came off the bench tonight were outstanding' #AUSvKUW #GoSocceroos

[CommBank Socceroos @Socceroos]

Have you got your seat for the Socceroos @afcasiancup matches? Get your tix here and cheer on the boys - http://t.co/EekuQwjVXY #GoSocceroos

[Etienne @etienneja]

Technology to find lost mobile exist, but not to find a jet. 85 planes missing since 1948. How it's possible? #QZ8501

[Les Murray @lesmurraySBS]

RIP Gough Whitlam. The first PM to attend a Socceroo game but only provided that Advance Australia Fair was played not God Save the Queen.

[Grace Helbig @gracehelbig]

You're looking at twitter. That's better than looking back deeply and sadly on your life's failures. #motivation

[natasha_nicole8 @Natasha_Nicole8]

I'm pretty good at doing everything and nothing at the same time.

[Matthew M @PnubK1]

You know absence makes the heart grow fungus #sicksadworld

[Dan Alper @dann_alper]

RT @Slate: The NRA Just Tweeted Instructions for "7 Ways Children Can Have Fun at the Shooting Range" http://t.co/GdyAt5g7bG / #sicksadworld

[Ramez Naam @ramez]

So the cops forced all satellite TV crews to leave #Ferguson. How is that not a massive violation of 1st Amendment free press protections?

[LawSchoolHumor @LawSchoolHumor]

Retweet if you keep highlighter companies in business.

[LawSchoolHumor @LawSchoolHumor]

A lengthy dissent is a highly educated temper tantrum.

[Molly Templeton @mememolly]

Eating gummy bears. Drinking white wine. Listening to @romanmars #99pi. #normcoretwitter