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[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

the most accurate label for my gender i’ve ever seen i fear

[Daily Microlabels @DAILYMICROLABEL]

Schrödinger's girl (request!)

When you are simultaneously a girl and not a girl, but only hypothetically and whilst it is unobserved

[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

i once told someone that the only word i can think of consistently to describe grian is “scamp” and everything i learn about him confirms that

[🎗Shyme @OldestFoxy]

GRIAN??? IM CRYING WHY IS HE LIKE THAT

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[amanda🔫🔻 @semperrgumby]

if not for woke, christopher nolan could’ve made a truly faithful odyssey adaptation by keeping matt damon as odysseus but replacing every other actor with muppets…excluding perhaps robert pattinson who already has a mischievous muppet aura and a pure heart

[Grant Bilse @WiscoGrant]

Madison, Wisconsin offers an endless list of cultural experiences to its residents

for example, today i’m living the the life of a common laborer in Beijing

[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

@JennyENicholson rhinelander mention from the goat

[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

@samlymatters the giles corey confirmation i’ve been hoping for

[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

like y’all would not believe how many drafts & how much editing went into this photography logo & this t-shirt design

[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

lowkey this makes me feel soooo much better about my process bc this is how i approach every design project

[Design Everywhere @dsgnevrywhr]

New York Magazine by Susanna Hayward.

[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

i love making my bf refill my owala right before i leave the house and then sucking it tf down and giving myself a tummy ache. then i make him refill it as soon as i get home! try this fun game with your partner sometime :)

[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

@nolyfans_ seth mcfarlane wants you sooo bad

[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE LEAVING UR LAPTOP OPEN OVERNIGHT SO IT CAN WORK ITSELF OUT RAHHHHHH

[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

i accidentally started a system update at a coffee shop that i didn’t notice before it hit the “preparing mac os whatever update” stage. trying to do the same update at home, it is getting stuck in the exact same place i had to force quit it bc i had to leave the shop #uhoh

[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

no but seriously if i just fucked my ability to update this macbook & need to upgrade right now i will mcfucking lose it actually

[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

i accidentally started a system update at a coffee shop that i didn’t notice before it hit the “preparing mac os whatever update” stage. trying to do the same update at home, it is getting stuck in the exact same place i had to force quit it bc i had to leave the shop #uhoh

[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

realized i’ve accidentally filled my macbook’s storage so now i have to clear out my undergrad stuff so i can fill it w my master’s program

[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

if i had a nickel for every time that a company near me has done this show when i’ll be gone the entire tech week and half the opening weekend i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but

[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

found out that my masters program will prevent me from doing my dream show w the director that basically guarantees me a role bc i misread the dates i have to be out of the state

[jess 🪴 @jessi_mp4]

@nolyfans_ 59 is a way cooler number anyway

[Ari Lamm @AriLamm]

Probably obvious to linguists but to me this was totally mind-blowing. He sometimes sounds

1) Like a southerner (“history” becomes a 2 syllable word = “his’try”)

2) Like a kid from Newsies (he says “world” like it rhymes with “boiled”)

3) Like Larry David (“pretttay good!”)