jessi.

[writer, runner, wine drinker]

[jessi. @jessi_writes]

Next up: A Craftsman house renovated in an industrial style. I'm super happy with how the closet doors turned out, that was a fun idea that really paid off. #ShowUsYourBuilds #Sims4

[jessi. @jessi_writes]

Been decorating a boho house while I've been sick and I am super pleased with the little yoga/meditation room. #ShowUsYourBuilds #Sims4

[Deborah Solomon @deborahsolo]

The nighthawks are staying home.

[Jacqueline @Horse_Jeans]

Ive been laughing at this headline for 24 hours

[David Futrelle @DavidFutrelle]

Most people staying home aren't doing so out of fear; they're trying to avoid becoming coronavirus vectors that could sicken and kill vulnerable others. Going out to bars and restaurants isn't "brave," it's selfish, the moral equivalent of deliberately coughing in someone's face

[Kevin Nguyen @knguyen]

Instagram used to be the app I opened and be like “nice, Dan had a taco” and now I open Insta and I’m fucking furious Dan won’t stay indoors

[Derek Milman @DerekMilman]

Every email rn:

Hi, you bought a container of hair pomade from us in 2009. Let us tell you everything we're doing to protect you from COVID-19. It starts with washing your hands!

[Based Princess Standing in Front of Roku City @nymph10000]

We recommend that the elderly stop entering polling locations. Very high risk of COVID-19. Please do not vote, young people are concerned about your health and would really appreciate you not voting.

[Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella]

Everybody on this site has spent years tweeting about canceling plans, staying inside, and wanting to die ... well

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

going into quarantine. not showing any symptoms i really just need time to focus on myself

[nxthompson @nxthompson]

There is all kinds of terrific, highly salient right now, advice in here: https://t.co/zs3LNxA4WT

[June Diane Raphael @MsJuneDiane]

Stop telling your daughters they can be president when you are unwilling to vote for a woman president.

[Sam Adams @SamuelAAdams]

the terrifying thing about an outbreak that requires people not to leave their homes for 90 days is it means the only ones to survive will be freelance writers

[Lillian Boyd @herelieslill]

i love it when writers are like “buhhh i should just write ROMANCE, it would be so much EASIER” as though writing a good sex scene isn’t the hardest and most terrifying thing they could ever attempt in their whole fiction-writing lives

[jessi. @jessi_writes]

Me, the editor.

[Michelle Ghoussoub @MichelleGhsoub]

When your editor has “just a few questions” about your story https://t.co/iCqXMNrFy9

[jessi. @jessi_writes]

This is perfect. My sense of humor is incredibly dark/surreal, and this definitely gives me some insight as to why no one else seems to laugh as hard as I do at my favorite jokes.

[jessi. @jessi_writes]

@UndercoverAutie @Hannahgadsby Oh my god, this is wonderful! Thank you for sharing.