Jessi Bruton

Creative Director. Trivia enthusiast. Wordplay connoisseur.

[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

@UPS How the heck can I speak to a human being?! I’ve been hung up on by your phone system SIX TIMES. My package says delivered, but I didn’t get it. Just trying to figure out where the heck my stuff is!

[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

@theurbancore Moved to DFW six years ago, learned there’s no such thing as free parking in the big city.

That said, those prices are (not safe for delicate eyes).

Jax leaders: Where do you think you at with those prices? The land of Oz?

[The Recount @therecount]

Take 7 minutes to watch House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and others respond to the Capitol insurrection in previously unseen footage.

[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

@RachelBros @MaiselTV Not emotionally prepared for a final season

[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

Wordle 221 3/6

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[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

@AmericanAir Help! I can’t check in for my flight tomorrow because the #verifly app is broken and giving me errors. It’s a full flight, I’m afraid I’ll lose my seat if I can’t check in but VeriFLY is horrible! Can you help me check in and I’ll show all my docs at airport tmw?

[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

#DUUUVAL

[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

This is me struggling between an intense aversion to scary movies and knowing that if Al was involved, this is going to be boss.

[Al Letson @Al_Letson]

First #HorrorNoire trailer! Had such a good time writing for this anthology! My story stars @TheEricaAsh and @toneBell

So many great writers on this: @TananariveDue @ezracdaniels
@ShernoldEdwards @victorlavalle

https://t.co/UC98mikqnF

[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

@BoardingArea @yourownkanoo Face masks do not cause passengers to become unruly. Selfishness and unchecked entitlement cause passengers to become unruly. Keep the masks, lose the jackasses who can’t follow simple and straightforward rules.

[Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones]

Damn, this was powerful.

[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

@xGilx What makes me nuts is it’s the wrong type of palm for the area. Jax is palmettos and taros, not Caribbean palms and monstera!

[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

@Joshua_Ariza

[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

@jessicahische Turn on your phone’s hot spot capability and open up the laptop in the car? That saves my sanity on my last road trip. Safe travels!

[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

@KobaltTools @Lowes I finally got the issue resolved once the store manager because involved. Thank you for your response, please consider this a training opportunity! Three trips and two phone calls shouldn’t have been required. Have a great day!

[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

So @KobaltTools is there anything I can do to get @Lowes to fulfill your “No hassle” guarantee? I’ve been to the store twice and both times have been turned away despite being within the 5-year warranty and having a CC statement verifying place and date of purchase.

[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

@KobaltTools I went to my local Lowe’s to exchange my weed trimmer under the 5-year guarantee and buy a new Kobalt leaf blower. Walked out with nothing. Questioning my loyalty to the Kobalt brand. Why put the warranty on the box if you’re not going to honor it?

[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

@KobaltTools I brought my broken weed trimmer, all accessories, and proof of purchase to the Lowe’s I purchased it from 16 months ago. They said they can’t facilitate an exchange because it’s not in the system. Even though it’s within the 5 year warranty.

[Jessi Bruton @jessibruton]

@KobaltTools I’ve been to Lowe’s twice and spoken to your phone reps twice. Apparently you should update your “No hassle guarantee” to “No hassle unless we discontinued your product, in which case too bad so sad.”

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Why the hell is it “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts”?

[Alejandra Martinez @alereports]

Hey y'all 🤠 Thursday is the last day to register to vote for upcoming elections in Texas.

In Dallas, city council is up for grabs! [THREAD🧵] @keranews