Jessica Blake

it is what it is

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Me trying to convince my friends to go to Stagger

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Looks like Harry Styles got a new hairy style

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Harry Styles has shaved his head. (via TMZ)

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They did get us twice :(

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If you were a swine flu kid you’re immune to the coronavirus. They can’t get us twice!!!

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I live my life constantly hoping this man will walk out when I’m doing something nice. Yes, I am aware this might be a character flaw.

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Imagine🤢 that there was a time🤢when we felt comfortable enough🤢to wear low rise bikini bottoms🤮🤮🤮

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If you were a swine flu kid you’re immune to the coronavirus. They can’t get us twice!!!

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Telling my kids this is Polly Pocket

[MTV NEWS @MTVNEWS]

Lizzo arrives on the #AMAs red carpet with the best and tiniest purse

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Why do people who are lactose intolerant act like it’s not a real thing?They’re like “yeah I’m lactose intolerant but I just drank a whole bottle of cheese, mixed with shredded cheese, and dipped in more cheese. Let’s see if my stomach hurts hahaha :)” like bro are u okay??

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So hear me out...if you only eat a little bit of oatmeal, is it...an oatsnack??? A thought.

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So at what point do we all stop tracking each other on find my friends?? Like are we going to be 30 and I’m just going to know that you are at your son’s baseball game without even having to ask???

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Whenever I fail at something, I just remember that in preschool I auditioned for Belle in our school’s “Beauty and the Beast” play and you know what part I got...the bread man. THE. BREAD. MAN. no failure can ever sting like that one

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When you’re doing a practice GRE problem and the answer is “the relationship can not be determined” but you got 24.5

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My friends when I bring up the enneagram for the billionth time:

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There will come a day, pretty soon, when I have to find more bedroom decorations than just a tapestry and Christmas lights and idk if I’m ready for that kind of adulthood yet :/

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Me when I realize the world doesn’t revolve around me

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You knew it was late in elementary school when this came on tv

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@MadelineRHowell Dang how’d you know :/

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A tribute to everyone’s favorite weatherman @Renee_Cierra18