jessicabyles

i used to think facebook and twitter were a load of crap but because facebook is actually ok maybe twitter is also lets see

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faceook is cool

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YOU EITHER LOVE IT OR YOU HATE IT?....Not me. I think its ok sometimes but I can get tired of it if I have it too often #MARMITE

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fe fi fo fix.......did that kid sell his cow and climb the beanstalk? and then, its like we had some weetabix hidden away......and where did I get the milk I just sold the bloody cow?

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this is not as much fun as #pointless or #harrypotter

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and what kind of thing is a yeoman Rand anyway?

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captain kirk puts too much salt on his celery

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or maybe make a massive net and catch ufo's or build a base on the moon or somewhere....just incase the sun starts expanding......and how about putting all the scientists and clever people on a rocket and sending them to an exoplanet Im fed up PRE WARP CIVILISATION

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collecting methane from the atmosphere of something up there #nasaabitrubbish idea we no longer need solar panels or windmills or atomic atoms......now do we? lets explore mars and see if there is bacteria yet? wow 200000000 dollars well spent and what about another big telescope

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this is not as much fun as facebook

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nothing happening

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guiness is good for you

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id rather watch boris johnson dead in a ditch arsenal 3

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i dont dig football

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coffee is better than tea

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flippers hot dogs rock slide i cant work them all out

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fake neeeeeeeewsss

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are souls just a collection of chemical neurological reactions created to give the illusion of life? arseholes just a collection of biological matter with a deeper meaning now that fake newfghtdf245rtg #impunity

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I've got soul.... but I'm not a sold out.

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the word apocalypse is another word for revelation.....also dont forget to reconnect the electric dudes somebody might be unable to see

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in case of zombie apocalypse don't forget to wear a vest under your shirt and have clean socks .......cause it gets a bit cold without the central heating you are used to.....and you don't wan't to go to the thing with dirty socks on....

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#bitrubbishtwitter