Jess

[Jess @jessicadillon20]

my bf really hid from me for months when we first started dating that he was lactose intolerant just so he could take me out on ice cream dates because ice cream makes me happy

in conclusion, don’t settle for someone that isn’t willing to sacrifice their digestive system for you

[Jess @jessicadillon20]

my dad hit me in the head with a golf ball yesterday and a bird pooped all over me today :-)

any guesses which unfortunate event will take place tomorrow?

[Jess @jessicadillon20]

me still being upset about graduation but @EasternMichU giving me $600 to make up for it:

[Jess @jessicadillon20]

my patience for stupid people is hanging on by a thread at this point

[Anna Liz Nichols @annaliznichols]

Views from the protest in Lansing, MI right now

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Think about how harshly #BlackLivesMatter & #AbolishICE activists were debased, called rioters, & treated as a threat to society.

Now watch & examine how this MAGA-armed rushing of a state legislature is treated.

This is for those who still think racial privilege is a fantasy.

[Jess @jessicadillon20]

idk what’s my bigger accomplishment, earning my bachelors degree or not starting a coffee addiction during that 4 year process

[Dallas Ann @miss_knierman]

Someone said “at this rate we’ll be in quarantine longer than Brock Turner was in jail” and that’s not something I expected to be angry about today but here we are.

[Mari Copeny @LittleMissFlint]

Michigan state capital today.
At no point was there this much support for a protest about the Flint Water Crisis.
But yet thousands decided to protest because they can't golf and plant their gardens.
This is really selfish and careless.

#ThisIsAmerica

[Jess @jessicadillon20]

me, an introverted homebody, thinking it would be easy to stay home for weeks during quarantine:

[Jess @jessicadillon20]

twitter needs to see this. please just try to be kind and understanding to everyone during this stressful time

[Jess @jessicadillon20]

if you need some comedic relief during this stressful time, just know that when we got my dog, my little sis had a WHOLE baptism for him

I’m talking dog bone “holy water,” bread as hosts, an invitation for my grandparents to attend. this 10 yr old mastermind thought of it all

[ciara @ciaraodonohoee]

god when i’m crying to any minor inconvenience:
#TheBachelor

[Jess @jessicadillon20]

so you’re telling me that I’m going to graduate and have to wear business casual for the rest of my life?

someone please say sike

[problem child @Lunaticpotato]

Unpaid internships should be illegal
Unpaid internships should be illegal
Unpaid internships should be illegal
Unpaid internships should be illegal
Unpaid internships should be illegal
Unpaid internships should be illegal
Unpaid internships should be illegal

[Jess @jessicadillon20]

hands down the best commercial

[Jess @jessicadillon20]

the people that think the coronavirus comes from ~corona~ are probably antivaxxers too

[jayce @jaycieblayke]

The producers knowing that Victoria dated Chase Rice and choosing to make him the performer on their one-on-one #TheBachelor

[Heidi Dunham @heidiwallace98]

Petition for bars and restaurants to play The Bachelor on Monday nights like they do sports !! I’m trying to sit at a bar with a bunch of girls and scream at the tv and make bets on who Peter sends home

[Jess @jessicadillon20]

I better be checking things off my bucket list all 2020