Jessica Lynn Floyd

💉 Nurse • 🐾 Fur mama • 🎶 Swiftie • 📚 Books • ☕️ Iced coffee • 🌊 Beach soul • 🔪 Serial killer docs for fun.

[BIG6️⃣L @taelo_]

It’s too hot to even gaf just go head

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Don’t come around me talking about love island baby i do not watch that 😂😂

[solé @layxsnv]

I just be in my bed scrollin, hollering & rubbin my feet together 🤣

[Dean. @BigDeanII]

Flavor Flav used to be like, “you look like you work out, yo name gone be Pilates.”

[David @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS.
PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS.
PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[Ghost Host @TheGhostHost]

😱

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me at 6am, 10am, 1pm, 4pm, 8pm, 11pm

[miia @miiagarro]

i know my period is coming when i start feeling like this

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

When you finally get home from work only to realise you have to do it all again tomorrow

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I'm so antisocial that I'd literally walk right past someone I know like this

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I click on "confirm payment" and they actually take my money

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Me at 2:30am wondering how many hours of sleep I'm going to get

[jezz @JezziiB]

Hot take...and I don’t care who this pisses off:

Every single woman needs to stop holding their body image to a standard that was created by men who were attracted to teenagers.

[phsphs @phsphsph_]

Respecting women means respecting all of them, not just the ones you find attractive btw

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

Me staying away from the drama, but close enough to get all of the tea

[Mak @mak_aura]

me pausing my music to see if a strange noise is from the music or from inside the house.