Jessica Faacks

the noodles are done.

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@gabbingabbie Fo sho #sidehustle

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@gabbingabbie But the correct answer to this is glass insulators. And I know that because I dusted them last weekend

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@gabbingabbie You also have a shit ton of scrunchies.....

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@gabbingabbie You do like to name your pet chickens, such as Little Girl and Napoleon

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@gabbingabbie I would say rubber ducks.... but that is mostly my doing

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@cody14anderson Lol good to know

[NCAA Softball @NCAASoftball]

"Dear softball,

Thank you for giving me a platform to inspire young girls to chase their dreams."

– Maddie Houlihan, @GopherSoftball

#WCWS

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@cody14anderson When are we going????

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@EllieWalz13 Have you ever streamed shitty MTV shows? You don’t know loud until you’re reflecting on The Challenge during a commercial break and you are rudely interrupted by an ad that looks like it was shot with a cellphone camera..... @estrafelda @cody14anderson
back me up

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I think I would say that A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton is one of the most iconic songs of all time.

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@cody14anderson

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@cody14anderson Remember when we bought too many that one time

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@cody14anderson There are two other boxes under the sink

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“Wouldn’t the world be nice if we were all more like drunk girls in bathrooms” #SongSuffragettes

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Whenever I see those trolley things at the airport that haul your luggage I think about Toy Story and wonder if there are any toys racing across the luggage.

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@EllieWalz13 Then I got a series of texts messages in all caps saying “Jon BonJovi has left the building”. Sad day

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My sister was hanging out with Jon BonJovi last night and she FaceTimed me cause I love BonJovi and I didn’t answer.. I have never been more upset with myself.

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@EllieWalz13 So I had just gotten home from work, it was about 11:30ish. My sister FaceTimes me, I didn’t answer cause I had just walked in the door and I needed to settle ya know.

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@caitlyncarkhuff So did I......