Jessica Colleen

Disney lover. Foodie. Half marathoner. Momentum Ambassador. Loves: her family, cheeseburgers, cats, glitter. Hates: kale.

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@SGC0L0RAD0 @BoulderOEM Just used Indiana to leave Interlocken with my cat! Thinking of you and your cats!

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@jimmyjohns just waited 30 minutes for two wraps made incorrectly. Might want to take some money from your “freaky fast” marketing and help train your employees.

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@SouthwestAir @SouthwestAir Alice, you seem lovely. I wish Barbara, who spoke with me on the phone and treated me like a child, was as lovely as you. How do I go about refunding the cancelled flight?

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@SouthwestAir just got off the phone with customer service after flight got cancelled. I love you, SWA, but I am so disappointed right now. Are all flights from Denver to Phoenix for the next two days actually sold out? That seems insane...

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#overheardatdisneyworld: “Ma’am, it says you’re 7 hours early for your FastPass...”

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Inspired to return to Twitter by things I overhear at Walt Disney World. This should be fun.

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Hey @RunRocknRoll - are there still spots for the 10K in Denver tomorrow? I'm the queen of procrastination, but I want to run!

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@bolderboulder great race, but sad because they gave me the wrong t-shirt at registration! Any way to swap the women's shirt for unisex?

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Settling something with no admission of guilt is not the same as not doing something worthy of guilt.

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I wouldn't say "murder is up" in such a singsong tone, like you're announcing someone's order is ready. "Murder is up, side of fries!"

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@DunkinDonuts I earned two free drinks (set to expire in November) and then they disappeared from my app - what should I do?

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@FitbitSupport my beloved One won't turn on! I tried calling support, but the number didn't work. Help! Going to lose a Weekend Warrior 😂

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Found my new home today. Very subtle.
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#marthasvineyard #gingerbreadhouse #capecod… https://t.co/lRh6KQxtvp

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Just eating wings in a train car. You know... Living the dream.
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#capecod #capecodsummer… https://t.co/1EyH3hwU1O

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Happy 4th of July in Cape Cod! If this isn't summer, I don't know what is.
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#running… https://t.co/NxKIewk70J

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Today was a doozy. I was throwing so many pity parties for myself. And then I remembered that I… https://t.co/opK6bdxqjH

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I seized the morning so much that I forgot to post this! Hope you all lived joyfully today… https://t.co/d13v31IJuR

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This little guy has been curled up with me all day. I don't know how animals know when we are… https://t.co/bArLLinJGX

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If there was one more line, this would read: "run wild, run free, run winded." I love this… https://t.co/ACloIfpLji

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This is my mantra today. Three miles on the trail to clear my head before a very big day. I'm… https://t.co/sgON1cUw1g