WORKING FROM HOME
2020:
Smiling on video calls
3 cups of tea a day
“Sorry Steve, you’re on mute. We all do it”
2021:
Straight-faced on video calls
12 cups of tea
“You’re on mute, Steve”
2022:
Camera permanently off
25 coffees straight into your veins
“IT'S ONE BUTTON, STEVE”
I just tried to find a photo to see what I was doing on 20th May 2020 when Boris had a boozy garden party. There was no photo because I was doing FUCK ALL like the rest of the country locked up indoors.