Jessica Laird

- Jessica - 32 - ginger - Hamilton - University graduate - beer enthusiast - cat mom -

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

So, today a customer straight up shit on our lobby floor. Work at the beer store they said, it’ll be fun they said.

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

Why did you have 5 kids when you clearly fucking hate children?

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

Two tequila Jess is back in the game

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

Am I the only person who has absolutely 0 desire to see the Barbie movie?

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

This has easily been one of the worst weeks in my life.

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

@Lukehockey Only like 6 years too late

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

“If there’s not a piece of popcorn up my ass tomorrow morning, then it wasn’t a good night”

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

I’m such an emotional little bitch. I teared up when Canada won, then bawled my eyes out because Czechia lost and they were all so sad.

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

@brittmartinn13 FUCKIN GET IT! Forever proud of you!

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

The fact that I have coworkers young enough to not know s club 7 and all their glory, makes me want to admit myself to an old age home.

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

Michael stormed out 😭😭😭
#BB24

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

Who deserves to win now? #BB24

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

Why am I like low key obsessed with bhad bhabie

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

Every pure intention ends when the good times start

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

@BBfeedstar I can’t wait until they watch the season back and realize how wrong they are about Taylor.

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

Somehow I’ve lost my university diploma?

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

Bb

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

I swear to god, skip the dishes drivers have to be the dumbest people on earth. How fucking hard is it to follow a gps?

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

I have bruises all over my body.. am I clumsy or is a demon beating the shit out of me in my sleep?

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

My coworker was talking about how she was going to the weekend concert (that was cancelled this weekend).. I told her how I went to OVO when the weekend was there, I didn’t realize it was 10 years ago, (2012). This bitch replies with “…I was 9” EXCUSE ME?! AM I OLD?! WTF

[Jessica Laird @jessicalaird]

Same

[muabee @b3kz]

I feel better when im not sober