Jessica

[Jessica @jessicalaurissa]

My morning routine consists of trying to brush my teeth over the cat sitting in my sink while talking to @KyleRoi on 3 different social media platforms.

Is that not normal?

[hamas drance @failsonmcdonald]

Let’s be honest, there’s no better way to honour Roberto Luongo than with a ceremony that has caused the entire city to argue about the organization’s decision-making

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Important context or coincidental timing?

NHL reversal on Pride Tape ban comes less than 24 hours after Scotiabank announced it was giving away 5,000 rolls of Pride Tape across Canada to those “who want to show their support for Pride and making hockey more inclusive.” 1/2

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Pride Tape is back because Travis Dermott, a completely expendable defenceman on a one-year deal just above the league minimum, had the balls to stand up for his convictions at what could have been at a cost to his career.

[Jessica @jessicalaurissa]

@shaun19robinson Did you know you were up 21-3?

[Jessica @jessicalaurissa]

@leahvalliere MUCH preferred to barfing!

[Jessica @jessicalaurissa]

@leahvalliere Sorry you must already be drinking because no she is not going to be 3 I refuse to accept 🫠🫠

[John Cullen @cullenthecomic]

Arizona: holds predraft workouts, loses 1st rounder

New Jersey: signs Ilya Kovalchuk to a contract that was legal at the time, loses 1st rounder

Chicago: covers up sexual abuse for a decade, Connor Bedard

[Trent Leith 🏳️‍🌈 @trentl14]

I bet the #Blackhawks learned their lesson. They have clearly been punished enough. The NHL is a joke.

[Jessica @jessicalaurissa]

@leahvalliere @D_2pin I'm not only burning my house down I'm literally moving off this godforsaken island

[Jessica @jessicalaurissa]

@victoriabuzzes @shaun19robinson

[Thomas Drance @ThomasDrance]

"I want to thank whoever it was that selected me to speak first," says Daniel Sedin. "It reminds me of draft day." #Canucks

[Ben Kuzma 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @benkuzma]

Henrik with the HHOF response after overcoming COVID: "As our coaches always used to say, Henrik at 70 per cent is a lot better than Daniel at 100 per cent." #Canucks

[Chandler ✨ @chan_bing]

“canucks win” seems inaccurate we should instead say “canucks manage to not lose”

[Thomas Drance @ThomasDrance]

The last team to open the season with 6 points (or less) from their first 10 games and qualify for the playoffs: Boudreau's 2014-15 Anaheim Ducks.

3 teams since the NHL adopted the current playoff format have made the playoffs after starting as slowly as the #Canucks have.

[Jessica @jessicalaurissa]

I have literally never seen a better retirement gift than the LITERAL STANCHION

[Andy Cole @AndyCole1984]

Boudreau: ok repeat after me, DEE
Canucks: DEE
Boudreau: FENCE
Canucks: STRUCT

[Bik Nizzar @BikNizzar]

Canucks 4 minutes away from becoming the first team in NHL history to lose each of their first 3 games of season while holding a multi-goal lead in each contest per @SNstats

[Strombone @strombone1]

Second worst contract in franchise history

[Greg Auman @gregauman]

Passing this along with permission from a @TBLightning fan here in Tampa — storm can’t take away the sense of humor here.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

having a king is going to take some getting used to. we’re used to our monarch moving as far as they want in any direction but now it’s just one square at a time. much higher chance of being killed by a horse