Jess

Fueled by coffee & good music

[Jess @jessicalpohlman]

@2008Philz @ShelbyyMiles

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Reminder: Punk Goes Pop Vol. 2 still exists

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@coyoteuglyxo Wild lol

[Jess @jessicalpohlman]

My family is a “back in my day, we did this” and that is why I have a hard time leaving Carol babe with them.

You don’t know if your baby will have sink water in her bottle, baby powder for a diaper rash or takin to 300 ppls houses. The anxiety is nauseating. 😅😂

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@ShelbyyMiles @BradPaisley I remember you writing this

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Someone give me the will to read the last two books of Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas. Please n thank you 🥲

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2012 insta era

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I just have a feeling they don’t😂

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Do kids in high school still go to the deadman’s chair?

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@kirkboy69 😂😂😂

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Wipe out 😂 @kirkboy69

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@CourtneyDemko_ Idk if you have tried it or not but I had to put a cover over My dogs kennel at night for her to stop

[Jess @jessicalpohlman]

I have a sharing problem and it’s going to get me in trouble when my baby gets here 🫣

[Jess @jessicalpohlman]

Landon just asked me why I was trying to naturally induce myself at 37 weeks. Bc I want my body back to myself and a freaking margarita 😂
With that being said any suggestions on naturally inducing lmk

[Jess @jessicalpohlman]

The best part about never bartending again is not seeing grown ass people cheating on their significant other who has no idea ☺️

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@LexiHuitt I made him aware 2x before I gave up 🫠

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Some guy came into the bar I work at today and asked if I was going natural or have a C-section. After I told him my answer, he said he thought every woman should have their baby naturally like god intended. 😵‍💫

[Jess @jessicalpohlman]

One more month if this pregnancy and thank god lol

[Mike Rowe @SuptMikeRowe]

Control what you can.

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1 more month of “you know what causes that?” Pregnancy comments 🫠😃

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I have now decided to get married in a different state without telling anyone bc I’m too overwhelmed by ppl 😵‍💫