JESS

girl, u thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Dez caught it.

[JESS @JessicaMahaley]

@BrentJo57151440 @Brashnotboring @benjami38354827 @Bease11 Young healthy people ARE at risk Brent. The delta variant is different than the last wave.

[JESS @JessicaMahaley]

I had to get gas today because i had 6 miles until empty but then i looked like a panicked person when in fact I’m not so if any of you saw me just know i am not panicked , simply just irresponsible

[avery ✮⋆˙ @aveinterrupted]

when someone asks about my childhood

[chase @cfree94]

just saw someone tweet they were 4 years old when taylor swift first released the fearless album

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

everything in the world is about sex, except Uno. Uno is about power

[JESS @JessicaMahaley]

Been watching too much criminal minds

[JESS @JessicaMahaley]

@CountsBrooke I am so proud!!!

[JESS @JessicaMahaley]

@CountsBrooke :(

[megan @chismosavirus]

every time i write a cover letter i feel like im dancing and clapping like a silly little court jester

[Logan Frederick @loganfrederick_]

McAlister’s is better than Panera and that’s a hill I will die on

[tate @50FirstTates]

white ppl love to see a line forming behind them and being like “wow we got here at the perfect time”

[LukieB 🚶🏻 @karp_lucas]

If Netflix really cared about us they would make a live action of this series

[JESS @JessicaMahaley]

So proud of @bayy_renee for graduating today! #shsu20
You will be a great teacher and Sam Houston is lucky to have you as an alumni!

[JESS @JessicaMahaley]

@claireeethomps What fruit do you have please say apples or oranges

[Kaden @Kadenowens]

Greg Abbot re-opening Texas :

[JESS @JessicaMahaley]

@randidawn96 Bruh same i hated this movie. The cat creeped me out and everything was just too chaotic 😤

[King Myle$ @1kingmyles]

What a headline