jessi from da block

lil lizard, call her geico

[jessi from da block @JessicaRenee_]

they hate to see a girl boss winning

[rod @mckrodney]

i cant stop thinking about the girl i met last night who got kicked out of a bar for bringing earthworms

[jessi from da block @JessicaRenee_]

life really does change so quickly 🥲

[jessi from da block @JessicaRenee_]

reminiscing on my saturdays that used to be filled with slinging pints while hearing my regulars outlandish stories and now they’re spent slinging pressors for hours trying to keep a ventilated patient alive long enough to identify if they have family waiting to hear from them

[jessi from da block @JessicaRenee_]

changing my full code to palliative care and this is what me and the family played for her

[Just Mets @just_mets]

The streaming feed of the Mets game just cut to a mariachi band playing “Higher” by Creed during the commercial.

The vibes are wild right now 🤣

[jessi from da block @JessicaRenee_]

recurring nightmare where it’s just me putting water in the brita and it’s never full

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

LMAOOOO

[clare @sadderlizards]

oh bother i have oh so many things to do

[jessi from da block @JessicaRenee_]

:(

[snoopy sister ♡ @snooopyiscool]

Snoopys lego bakery has no customers. He is waiting

[jessi from da block @JessicaRenee_]

@rewind003 more izzie quotes pls

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

“But she IS dead…(laughter)…she was a regular person. Just write ‘em a check. $11,000. She was 26 anyway. She had limited value.”

You can’t reform this.

[jessi from da block @JessicaRenee_]

purceville virginia and mumford & sons are the same.

[jessi from da block @JessicaRenee_]

having a craving to crack open “where’s waldo?” and find the cheeky bastard.

[jessi from da block @JessicaRenee_]

@rewind003 i BEEN saying this

[jessi from da block @JessicaRenee_]

everyone’s always like “if i could tell highschool me anything, i’d say life gets better” bro if i went back in time i’d tell that girl don’t bother. we have insurmountable debt, crippling anxiety, a broken brain, and we can’t even eat cheese.

[staid @staidindoors]

sometimes you need to send a message

[Girl with no problems @hotpriestt]

Whenever I post a spotify link I feel like this

[A @shortyoungson]

Obsesssssed with this little freak