Jessica Castigliego

Wedding Officiant for Southern New England and beyond. @pvdladyproject and @MIllennialRI member. Lover of donuts and short-legged dog breeds.

[Kate Schroeder @kbschroedy]

I'm probably more pleased with myself than I should be.

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Disney movies and romantic comedies did not prepare me for my boyfriend telling me how many hairs have sprouted from my lower back mole

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If you haven't looked through your partner's high school year book and seen them in the Trombone Choir pic do you really love them?

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@AptTherapy I'm just saying if you have any faith in humanity but you feel like losing it, go read what anonymous strangers have to say about a home

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@AptTherapy Oh damn I made a typo in that last tweet, I assume a bunch of @AptTherapy "fans" are going to descend and tell me I need a copy editor

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@AptTherapy Not that they have anything to do with Trump, but these people are shockingly mean about pretty much everything than could be mean about

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If you ever doubt that 53% of white women were awful enough to vote for the pussy grabber then you haven't read the comments on @AptTherapy

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Toby Ziegler

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Trudy Lawrence

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You know how Avril Lavigne's real name is *probably* April Levine? I wonder if Tomi Lahren's real name is, like, Toni Lauren.

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@lkherman @grilledcheeseDC, @librarycongress,
@RenwickGallery, and @Silver_Diner

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You know when you buy 2 shades of gray paint and use the darker shade when you meant to use the lighter one and then question your life?

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True Life: I have a cold sore on my upper lip and all of this topical ointment is making me look like Tyrone Biggums

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@Newportfolkfest Are there any ATMs at the festival? The 21st century didn't prepare me for all these cash only vendors.

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I didn't even know that @macantone played @Scaramucci on TV last night before I tweeted that!

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I think we can all agree that @macantone is the only choice to play @Scaramucci on @nbcsnl.

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I can't believe I just retweeted @KimKardashian

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Banning transgender people from serving our country is simply wrong. We should be so grateful to anybody who wants to serve!