Jessica Sudo

BHS '20 Pitt Nursing ‘24

[Barstool Pitt @StoolPitt]

Pitt E.N.S. Alert: just woke up our bad on missing that one -pitt admins

[Real News and Alerts Allegheny County @ACNewsAlerts1]

Pittsburgh (Oakland): Police Activity / Reported Active Shooter
4720 5th Ave - Central Catholic High School.

Male on phone with 9-1-1reporting 6 people shot inside Central Catholic H.S

P.D on scene with School Security reporting they have no knowledge of any situation.

[Jessica Sudo @jessicasudo_]

@Corpse_Husband hi hi

[🌙 @honkkarl]

Touring Lil Nas X on the Dream SMP
Featuring Corpse and some of the SMP boys!
Tomorrow at 7pm EST :]

[Jordan Haber @j_haber]

Emma I don’t know you but I hope you never find an apartment #apstat

[𝚓𝚎𝚗 @beefstrips]

this is the funniest video ive seen in a while

[Sam Reich @samreich]

jesus: eat this bread, it is my body

jesus: drink this wine, it is my blood

jesus: close your eyes and feel this spaghetti, it’s my [does spooky hands] BRAAAAAIIIIINS

[☏⁶ @officialayekev]

when girls get they nails done 💅🏽

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

666k
Of this tweet.
Big Red officiates. Full Gear. In his saintly best.
Impossible number?
Think of how difficult it will be for me to get this character ordained by a Christian church😈🙄
(P.S. - I’ll knock off 500k if you can get @artofmmignola to read a poem at the service)

[J°£ @JoeR05]

me writing a shitty review for a product I didn’t even buy #psat

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

We asked Disney Princesses all the things you ever wanted to know about Disney, including where the best place is to make out 👀😚

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

@OscarTheGrouch Then you’ll love @dylansprouse

[This too shall pass @coolname77]

In line at McDonald’s.... shitty little kid behind me screaming he wants an apple pie at his mother...

I get to counter...

Me: Hi I’ll have a Number 3, Large.... and excuse me how many apple pies do you have back there....

McD worker: 12

Me: I’ll take them all

[Maybe: baby 💋 @flakita408]

@RidersOvRohan

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

I’m gonna need a bigger lake...