jessica

welcome to the grill zone !!

[jessica @jessicayerman]

@nickisnotgreen Is this my left or your left

[jessica @jessicayerman]

@nickisnotgreen Why do you have so many kitchen towels on your oven? You only need like 1. 2 at the most. But 4? That’s excessive

[jess @ilovehanji]

La La Land (2016)

[jessica @jessicayerman]

#exposingyourfavoritecreators @nickisnotgreen pays for viewers

[jessica @jessicayerman]

@nickisnotgreen HAAHHAAH this is too much I-

[zed @vadersanakin]

this just fits so well and the cough at the end tho IM DYING SHDDJDNDBDWXJK

[jessica @jessicayerman]

I’m glad you can’t follow people on Netflix and see what they’re watching like you can on Spotify. I don’t want people to know how often I watch A Cinderella Story ://

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.

[k 🌟 @goldenomad]

therapy: expensive

thor telling the snake story on loop: free

[aiko ‎ @_xaikox]

god my humor is trash

[jessica @jessicayerman]

One time I met @ShawnMendes and this was the picture he took and it’s all I can think about

[jessica @jessicayerman]

@lookits_kate Not just a hallmark movie, a Christmas hallmark movie

[jessica @jessicayerman]

@AubD12 Sit down. You can’t talk. You’re allergic to apples but still drink apple juice

[jessica @jessicayerman]

The fire alarm went off and I’m not wearing pants

[jessica @jessicayerman]

Does anyone know how I can get in contact with Jerry Seinfeld? I have an important question to ask.

[jessica @jessicayerman]

@chamchlo3 You’re the best wife, mother, and daughter ily